Random Jabber Jibber thread

Roger A. Shrubber

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is anyone else disturbed that we live in a society where this is believed by some people?
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fart-rape/
the fact that this made it to snopes to be confirmed/denied is a good indicator of how sad, stupid, and gullible most people are...
i've always wanted an arm to be mounted on top of every monitor sold, and if you are about to do something stupid enough online, it will knock you the fuck out....giving you an opportunity to rethink before you hit the enter key and commit your stupidity to the ages, and a knot on your forehead to remind you.
 

Kushash

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When an elderly plane passenger fell ill mid-flight Tuesday, a courageous doctor with a stomach of steel rose to the occasion. Dr. Zhang Hong saved the man's life by spending 37 minutes sucking urine from his blocked bladder with nothing but a plastic tube and an empty wine bottle.

 

Roger A. Shrubber

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When an elderly plane passenger fell ill mid-flight Tuesday, a courageous doctor with a stomach of steel rose to the occasion. Dr. Zhang Hong saved the man's life by spending 37 minutes sucking urine from his blocked bladder with nothing but a plastic tube and an empty wine bottle.

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...i would like to say something about the doctors heroism...but this is all i can think of....
 

The Outdoorsman 101

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FWIW this 20 year old Dell rocking Windows XP, that no longer supports chrome, doesn't allow most pictures to load. If you find me not liking your shit, it's not me.. Camera? haven't had one for years. Reverted to flip phones years ago. Went through a stint of paranoia with the GPS thing. Now I dont give a shit as i care for my elderly father, thinking bout grabbing a PCA cert as he gets worse.. but plan to photo if not just for food porn, dog pics etc.. I do feel good in public when I'm reading a book/ magazine and all the robots are glued to the phone like something important will sprout if you eye fuck it long enough. (dad fell again rebroke his shoulder, arm, neck) feel i'm using up some golden years caring for him, though know he deserves it ./ end rant/ update.
 

lokie

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FWIW this 20 year old Dell rocking Windows XP, that no longer supports chrome, doesn't allow most pictures to load. If you find me not liking your shit, it's not me.. Camera? haven't had one for years. Reverted to flip phones years ago. Went through a stint of paranoia with the GPS thing. Now I dont give a shit as i care for my elderly father, thinking bout grabbing a PCA cert as he gets worse.. but plan to photo if not just for food porn, dog pics etc.. I do feel good in public when I'm reading a book/ magazine and all the robots are glued to the phone like something important will sprout if you eye fuck it long enough. (dad fell again rebroke his shoulder, arm, neck) feel i'm using up some golden years caring for him, though know he deserves it ./ end rant/ update.
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DustyDuke

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i grew up sneaking out of bed after midnight to watch monty python, fawlty towers, benny hill, the young ones on pbs. maybe that makes a difference...honestly, even when i was a kid, benny hill was only sort of funny, but monty python and fawlty towers were so good...then later on i found blackadder, black's books, absolutely fabulous, father ted...all favorites to this day....
When black books was on about 10 of us would get together and get drunk/high and laugh our heads off. The old drunk priest that just grunted in father ted was awesome.
Hale and Pace were also a favourite comedy duo of mine.
The best comedy show I’ve see in a while is called “Soul Mates”
Here’s a skit they do about cave men discovering things for the first time
 

ANC

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When black books was on about 10 of us would get together and get drunk/high and laugh our heads off. The old drunk priest that just grunted in father ted was awesome.
Hale and Pace were also a favourite comedy duo of mine.
The best comedy show I’ve see in a while is called “Soul Mates”
Here’s a skit they do about cave men discovering things for the first time
OMG no
 
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