LOL, you don’t know my parents when they’ve got their sights on something. They’ve been checking out my plants whenever they come to visit and now they’re super curious to try it. We’re all fresh off the boat from Eastern Europe so they don’t really have that much experience with it. (They grew up under communism, people drank A LOT but didn’t smoke weed in the 60s and 70s).
I just know if I tell them to only use a tiny piece of butter they will be like, “fuck that, I used to polish off a whole bottle of vodka to my head at his age,” and then use half the stick of butter. Anyway I’ll just infuse some vodka with random herbs from my cabinet and tell them to drink that, unless somebody’s got a better idea.