I am a typical nay sayer of that evil twin Isle of Hobbiton ,Gobliton craggy overcrowded Island full of borderline which side of said border I never know but here in the DIS-UNITED KINGDOM I have come out of my deeply troubled border of nihilistic depression by the most rare of times we find ourselves in That for once the the sham of living free in a state of equal oppurtunities that we love to call DEMOCRACY has reached such a farcical state where you have a man who has been bankrupted over 6 to 7 Times yet still managed to come back from the fiscal grave,is best known for hosting a reality show (at least Reagan acted in a real film,which you can claim that your good at remembering lines)but Donald bless his socks is so brilliantly vulgar and can't lie a fundamental skill set to becoming a politician as his mouth is just slightly ahead of his brain that he shows beyond any doubt that any delusional thoughts we live in a logical sane world have surely been blown into the abyss I am bald but just his hair alone is enough to make the most ardent Republicans run for the hills.
But him being pres is chump change compared to the the escaped lunatic circus running things over here were we have a leader who has cheated on his wife so many times that he doesn;t have one but still managed to get caught cheating on his mistress maybe thats not technically cheating whose sole reason for being our Dear leader was /is that he will take us out of EUROPE and of all the politicians who have behaved badly towards anyone foreign he really does claim the prize of top xenophobe so logically he should be the man for the job of leaving Europe a once in lifetime lapse of rea son by the powers that be to let us actually have a real life vote called a referendum we overwhelmingly voted to leave,not wat they were expecting,but they kept promising thar was the end of it,We the people had voted Well that was 3 years ago and all the time they promised whatever happens we will not have to vo0te again there is or was a fundamental agreement that when you join the crazy gravy train of the EU THAT ALL MEMBERS SIGN SAYING IF YOU WANT OUT there is a very strict unbending rule saying once you have ruined the party by saying actually you hate everyone at and now you want to leave it must be done within a very strict fast TIMEFRAME so as not too hang around all the others giving possibly causing confusion and doubt like WHY does he want to leave or maybe even causing fall outs between old enemies or just being a ligging partypooper who has said that he does not like or want to be part of the proceedings IT is common sense to implement such a rule as it can do no good to have such an outright antisocial member still reminding everyone that something must be wrong at the party for it takes a lot of bending over and scrutinizing just to get an invite so logically once you say I want out you have say a year to get out once all your debts and obligations are done which every year they vote on the next leader and all the other nonsenseWELL IT HAS BEEN 3 YEARS NOW that THE VERY PEOPLE WHO MADE THAT RULE ie all unanamously agreed in the very begining when you get through the door. MEMBERS HAVE EXTENDED IT not just once but so far three extensions have been granted THE FIRST RULE OF THIS RULE SAYS WHATEVER HAPPENS IT CANNOT BE ALTERED EXTENDED OR IN ANY WAY DEVIATED FROM JUST SO EVERYBODY IS IN NO DOUBT THAT ONCE YOU SAY I WANT OUT YOU CANT CHANGE YOUR MIND. Already it is looking like the mad hatters tea party where we are still insulting everyone they keep pouring us more and more watered down piss well your not supposed to be there so why on earth let them share in all the fun,BUT WHY I LOVE THIS WHOLE TRUMP BREXIT DEBACLE is there is still no end in sight ,the man boris has suddenly decided after years of outright hate of EUROPE to listen to a deal that would mean that basically what we thought was a DEMOCRATIC VOTE WAS JUST A GIANT LIE
NOW THERE IS SO LITTLE TRUST IN POLITICS THAT WE CAN NOT EVEN HAVE AN ELECTION BECAUSE LESS THAN +%17 OF THE POPULATION HAVE SAID THEY TRUST OR WOULD VOTE FOR ANY OF THESE TWO FACED SNAKE OIL SALESMEN AND IF LESS THAN THAT VOTE IT IS NOT VALID SO THE SO CALLED DEMOCRATIC SYSTEM THAT WE HAVE TRIED BY PERSUASION ,LOGIC BRIBERY AND LETHAL FORCE TO ENFORCE GLOBALLY IS NOW OFFICIALLY DEAD and guess who we both have blamed for this catastrophic state of affairs RUSSIA via FACEBOOK,well if that were true we are more stupid than TRUMP IS LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION of the RIDICULOUS oh and tell those bankers to give us back the money we bailed them out
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