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Favorite time to smoke

  • Morning

    Votes: 70 24.3%
  • Afternoon

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • Nighttime

    Votes: 68 23.6%
  • Naked while yelling at strangers

    Votes: 124 43.1%

  • Total voters
    288
I thought you had developed a stutter.

Which could be fun in a sexual context, kinda like a cough. :twisted:
Stuttercum is like the Hamburger Helper of orgasmic pleasure. Serves four to six, figuratively speaking.

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Good morning penis.... I'm getting ready to water my 2 tomatoes plants and then ride to work. I'm pretty sure the Christmas song (it's the most wonderful time of the year was written at fuck farms in early october.

Oh!!!!! Just got the new heads and carb on the bike. She's a fuck in beast.... I put 6 speakers and 1000 watt amp on it too.....Pretty sure 130hp v twin and E-40 on blast at 100mph on cruise control is what life's about....... if I could only see my balloon knot ((aka butthole )) at the same time..........hhhhhmmmmmm
 
At a hundie who needs to look behind them anyway?
That puts me in mind of Raul Julia’s character in “The Gumball Rally”.

“My friend, the first rule of Italian driving. What’s’a behind me is not important.”

My friend and I in high school would use that line, but without the added effect of breaking the mirror off and tossing it out of the car ( in the movie, a convertible Ferrari Daytona).
 
That puts me in mind of Raul Julia’s character in “The Gumball Rally”.

“My friend, the first rule of Italian driving. What’s’a behind me is not important.”

My friend and I in high school would use that line, but without the added effect of breaking the mirror off and tossing it out of the car ( in the movie, a convertible Ferrari Daytona).
Stephan?
 
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