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tyler.durden

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I've been to Jamaica few times, Montego Bay and Negril. Went to Hedonism 2 for my honeymoon, what a trip that was. Negril is much nicer imo, but we had fun in Montego Bay. @Laughing Grass is right, I wouldn't go unless you are staying at a resort, but it sounds like your mom knows what's up there. We had to go into town a couple of times to get some $ from Western Union, and even the cab driver was like, "Don't just hang out around here, go in and get your money and get back to the resort." No argument from us. You can get all kinds of fantastic drugs at the resorts, usually up the beach a ways. Yes, the weed is legendary (my wife even brought some back), but the cocaine was AMAZING! So pure that it was gummy and yellow. They may try to sell you the tourist shit at first, but let them know you're a druggie and they will break out the good shit. Good luck, Neo. Say hi to your mom for me ;)
 

radiant Rudy

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I've been to Jamaica few times, Montego Bay and Negril. Went to Hedonism 2 for my honeymoon, what a trip that was. Negril is much nicer imo, but we had fun in Montego Bay. @Laughing Grass is right, I wouldn't go unless you are staying at a resort, but it sounds like your mom knows what's up there. We had to go into town a couple of times to get some $ from Western Union, and even the cab driver was like, "Don't just hang out around here, go in and get your money and get back to the resort." No argument from us. You can get all kinds of fantastic drugs at the resorts, usually up the beach a ways. Yes, the weed is legendary (my wife even brought some back), but the cocaine was AMAZING! So pure that it was gummy and yellow. They may try to sell you the tourist shit at first, but let them know you're a druggie and they will break out the good shit. Good luck, Neo. Say hi to your mom for me ;)
Sounds like you brought your mom and played it safe. Bless you tyler
 

HelpHub

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Get out of Mo Bay and the resort and get up into the mountains and meet some people. The nicest people you would ever meet.

Eat some of their wonderful fruits and vegetables. Soups and jerk meats. Eat where the locals eat.

Smile and be polite and you will have a great trip.

Bring US $1 bills for tips. A tip and a smile will get you a lot.

Try to find sativa. It's getting harder and harder.
 
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