What did you accomplish today?

BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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Morning all...hope everyone is staying cool out there....

80F this morning feels like 86F, we are going past the century mark today, actually we've been hitting the century mark since last week.....no rain in the forecasts for a long time....come on Autumn.....get this crap outa here....

Coffee is hot and ready to go.....time for some egg and bacon breakfast taco's ......
 
FresnoFarmer

FresnoFarmer

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BudmanTX said:
Morning all...hope everyone is staying cool out there....

80F this morning feels like 86F, we are going past the century mark today, actually we've been hitting the century mark since last week.....no rain in the forecasts for a long time....come on Autumn.....get this crap outa here....

Coffee is hot and ready to go.....time for some egg and bacon breakfast taco's ......
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Put hot cocoa in my coffee. Call it a Cadillac where I come from. Breakfast taco sound bomb rn. Mornin'.
 
FresnoFarmer

FresnoFarmer

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DustyDuke said:
Well its 4:30 am here can’t sleep had my 5 year old wake up because of a nightmare, she’s asleep now in my bed of course but I’m wide awake. I should get some chores done but it’s so cold I’ll get the fire going first and turn on the coffee machine
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My oldest used to wake up at 3:45 every morning screaming and I would have to rock him. Passed out 15 mins later and I'm wide awake lol.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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It's Monday, I lost a crown over the weekend, got in to see my dentist and because the crown is on a post it should be a simple reset. I brought the damn thing with me but I put it in my cup holder and then I find out the fuckin cup holder has a hole in it and my tooth dropped down inside my console so I have to take the console apart to find the crown..... and then.... then I get inside and a cute ass blonde is smiling at me like she really wants to get me in trouble.... and I can't even smile back :wall::wall::wall:
FML.

Now I'm headed home ( after a brief stop by the beer/grocery store for some t-bones and brewskis) and Tuesday is my next stop. Unfortunately I it's going to start with a sore head and an upset stomach.
 
raratt

raratt

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Dude knocks on my door, right under the no solicitors sign.
"What do you want?"
"I don't want anything from you"
"It's my fucking door you're knocking on"
"I see you're hooked up to PG&E..." (No fucking shit asshole, everyone is)
"Just leave"
"But I can..."
"YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH AND NOT COME BACK!"
Assholes.
 
BudmanTX

BudmanTX

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raratt said:
Dude knocks on my door, right under the no solicitors sign.
"What do you want?"
"I don't want anything from you"
"It's my fucking door you're knocking on"
"I see you're hooked up to PG&E..." (No fucking shit asshole, everyone is)
"Just leave"
"But I can..."
"YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH AND NOT COME BACK!"
Assholes.
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click, click......from behind your back......works every time...
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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raratt said:
Dude knocks on my door, right under the no solicitors sign.
"What do you want?"
"I don't want anything from you"
"It's my fucking door you're knocking on"
"I see you're hooked up to PG&E..." (No fucking shit asshole, everyone is)
"Just leave"
"But I can..."
"YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH AND NOT COME BACK!"
Assholes.
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Did you give him this look when you opened the door?
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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raratt said:
Dude knocks on my door, right under the no solicitors sign.
"What do you want?"
"I don't want anything from you"
"It's my fucking door you're knocking on"
"I see you're hooked up to PG&E..." (No fucking shit asshole, everyone is)
"Just leave"
"But I can..."
"YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH AND NOT COME BACK!"
Assholes.
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I like when they send out good looking college girls wearing some electric supplier T-shirts.

"Can I see your electric bill, I can save you money".

No. Go away and come back when you're my age.

Fucking rate manipulators.
 
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