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Skeet Kuhn Dough
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Came in the mail today
lokie
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Road Trip!
Greetings and good morning from Kitty Hawk NC.
All of the usual suspects have gathered here at the Beach.
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Patches and Dexter approve of the accommodations.
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From the front porch.
Within 40 min of embarking on this trek the reality that 0 fucks are given by the general public at large set in.
Incompetence was met at nearly every stop we made.
It rained most of the way, so hard the onboard navigation system went blind and told us we were on our own.
Patches hates precipitation, of any kind. He panics and slobers/drools profusely when stuff falls from the sky.
By the time we got here the interior of the car was almost as wet as the exterior.
The family drama and loonacy met us at the gate and things got more annoying after that.
So far it's been an uphill battle to keep my composure. I'm not sure they realize that they are
stuck here with me for a week if they like me or not. lol
Seeing that sun rise and having breakfast at Art's has been the only redeeming things that have transpired in the last 12 hours.
I highly recommend the Sausage and Gravy at Art's. If you stop in tell them I sent you. It won't get you any freebies or me anything either. It will show them some luv and make them feel good and know they must be doing something right.
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From the upper deck.
The hungover fools have risen so now I must go and "family".
Wish them luck!
Greetings and good morning from Kitty Hawk NC.
All of the usual suspects have gathered here at the Beach.
Patches and Dexter approve of the accommodations.
From the front porch.
Within 40 min of embarking on this trek the reality that 0 fucks are given by the general public at large set in.
Incompetence was met at nearly every stop we made.
It rained most of the way, so hard the onboard navigation system went blind and told us we were on our own.
Patches hates precipitation, of any kind. He panics and slobers/drools profusely when stuff falls from the sky.
By the time we got here the interior of the car was almost as wet as the exterior.
The family drama and loonacy met us at the gate and things got more annoying after that.
So far it's been an uphill battle to keep my composure. I'm not sure they realize that they are
stuck here with me for a week if they like me or not. lol
Seeing that sun rise and having breakfast at Art's has been the only redeeming things that have transpired in the last 12 hours.
I highly recommend the Sausage and Gravy at Art's. If you stop in tell them I sent you. It won't get you any freebies or me anything either. It will show them some luv and make them feel good and know they must be doing something right.
From the upper deck.
The hungover fools have risen so now I must go and "family".
Wish them luck!
ANC
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If you sit very still you can see your balls move around in your bag.. its kinda mesmerising.
Chicken Little genetics, I see. I'd check out another strain.Road Trip!
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Greetings and good morning from Kitty Hawk NC.
All of the usual suspects have gathered here at the Beach.
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Patches and Dexter approve of the accommodations.
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From the front porch.
Within 40 min of embarking on this trek the reality that 0 fucks are given by the general public at large set in.
Incompetence was met at nearly every stop we made.
It rained most of the way, so hard the onboard navigation system went blind and told us we were on our own.
Patches hates precipitation, of any kind. He panics and slobers/drools profusely when stuff falls from the sky.
By the time we got here the interior of the car was almost as wet as the exterior.
The family drama and loonacy met us at the gate and things got more annoying after that.
So far it's been an uphill battle to keep my composure. I'm not sure they realize that they are
stuck here with me for a week if they like me or not. lol
Seeing that sun rise and having breakfast at Art's has been the only redeeming things that have transpired in the last 12 hours.
I highly recommend the Sausage and Gravy at Art's. If you stop in tell them I sent you. It won't get you any freebies or me anything either. It will show them some luv and make them feel good and know they must be doing something right.
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From the upper deck.
The hungover fools have risen so now I must go and "family".
Wish them luck!
Chunky Stool
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Dr.Amber Trichome
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Haha! I lived in Clearwater Florida one summer. Hated it. Those gators are everywhere. I guess some folks don’t mind em too much. I was always on alert for them every where. Especially at lakes waiting for there’s 2 eyeball to pop out of the water and fix a glare on me looking at me like a Big Mac.
jerryb73
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Lol. I would much rather walk up on that gator than a snake. I don’t swim in lakes around here
Dr.Amber Trichome
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I hear ya, Lakes in the summertime are deadly! I don't touch em round these parts.Lol. I would much rather walk up on that gator than a snake. I don’t swim in lakes around here
shrxhky420
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Yes ladies, I still have skills
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lokie
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Dinner at the Black Pelican.
Crab and shrimp dip, tender calamari then
Fresh Swordfish Oscar.
actual photo from the web. this pic is deceiving. In person this is a culinary sight to behold.
If I am ever asked to choose a last meal THIS is the one I want and there can be no substitution.
This may be the most heaven I have ever pushed into my face. 11 of 10 stars and highly recommended
for even the finicky conisures.
Breakfast at Duck Doughnuts.
It's a small shop. 1 machine squirting out 1 at a time every 30 sec. They are all cake style and you have a wide variety of toppings that can be added if desired.
The machine is just behind the counter and within view of the customers. There is no smoke and mirrors here. The line is usually long enough that your
doughnuts are being squeezed out at the time you are ordering them. There is no counter display. They come out of the fryer and go into a box. The bottom
of the box was still uncomfortably warm when we left the shop.
Still not as good as KK but they are better than all others.
last night's personal revelations at the family circle provided much merriment.
A friend, not here at the beach, was spotted coming from behind a porta john at a festival
still disheveled from providing oral services to an "old guy" that she had met only hours before.
Ok that is serendipitous. What made it awkward was that she offered the information that
the guy had 1 glass eye. At what point in negotiations is this information useful?
lol I can't make this shit up.
Crab and shrimp dip, tender calamari then
Fresh Swordfish Oscar.
actual photo from the web. this pic is deceiving. In person this is a culinary sight to behold.
If I am ever asked to choose a last meal THIS is the one I want and there can be no substitution.
This may be the most heaven I have ever pushed into my face. 11 of 10 stars and highly recommended
for even the finicky conisures.
Breakfast at Duck Doughnuts.
It's a small shop. 1 machine squirting out 1 at a time every 30 sec. They are all cake style and you have a wide variety of toppings that can be added if desired.
The machine is just behind the counter and within view of the customers. There is no smoke and mirrors here. The line is usually long enough that your
doughnuts are being squeezed out at the time you are ordering them. There is no counter display. They come out of the fryer and go into a box. The bottom
of the box was still uncomfortably warm when we left the shop.
Still not as good as KK but they are better than all others.
last night's personal revelations at the family circle provided much merriment.
A friend, not here at the beach, was spotted coming from behind a porta john at a festival
still disheveled from providing oral services to an "old guy" that she had met only hours before.
Ok that is serendipitous. What made it awkward was that she offered the information that
the guy had 1 glass eye. At what point in negotiations is this information useful?
lol I can't make this shit up.
Chunky Stool
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Your life is far more interesting than mine.Dinner at the Black Pelican.
Crab and shrimp dip, tender calamari then
Fresh Swordfish Oscar.
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actual photo from the web. this pic is deceiving. In person this is a culinary sight to behold.
If I am ever asked to choose a last meal THIS is the one I want and there can be no substitution.
This may be the most heaven I have ever pushed into my face. 11 of 10 stars and highly recommended
for even the finicky conisures.
Breakfast at Duck Doughnuts.
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It's a small shop. 1 machine squirting out 1 at a time every 30 sec. They are all cake style and you have a wide variety of toppings that can be added if desired.
The machine is just behind the counter and within view of the customers. There is no smoke and mirrors here. The line is usually long enough that your
doughnuts are being squeezed out at the time you are ordering them. There is no counter display. They come out of the fryer and go into a box. The bottom
of the box was still uncomfortably warm when we left the shop.
Still not as good as KK but they are better than all others.
last night's personal revelations at the family circle provided much merriment.
A friend, not here at the beach, was spotted coming from behind a porta john at a festival
still disheveled from providing oral services to an "old guy" that she had met only hours before.
Ok that is serendipitous. What made it awkward was that she offered the information that
the guy had 1 glass eye. At what point in negotiations is this information useful?
lol I can't make this shit up.
A bird theme is being detected and the one glass eye! Oh my I forgot how much fun extended family could be.Dinner at the Black Pelican.
Crab and shrimp dip, tender calamari then
Fresh Swordfish Oscar.
View attachment 4344418
actual photo from the web. this pic is deceiving. In person this is a culinary sight to behold.
If I am ever asked to choose a last meal THIS is the one I want and there can be no substitution.
This may be the most heaven I have ever pushed into my face. 11 of 10 stars and highly recommended
for even the finicky conisures.
Breakfast at Duck Doughnuts.
View attachment 4344411
View attachment 4344414
It's a small shop. 1 machine squirting out 1 at a time every 30 sec. They are all cake style and you have a wide variety of toppings that can be added if desired.
The machine is just behind the counter and within view of the customers. There is no smoke and mirrors here. The line is usually long enough that your
doughnuts are being squeezed out at the time you are ordering them. There is no counter display. They come out of the fryer and go into a box. The bottom
of the box was still uncomfortably warm when we left the shop.
Still not as good as KK but they are better than all others.
last night's personal revelations at the family circle provided much merriment.
A friend, not here at the beach, was spotted coming from behind a porta john at a festival
still disheveled from providing oral services to an "old guy" that she had met only hours before.
Ok that is serendipitous. What made it awkward was that she offered the information that
the guy had 1 glass eye. At what point in negotiations is this information useful?
lol I can't make this shit up.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It makes it likely that his parting benediction to her was "I'll keep an eye out for you, sweetie".~snip~
Ok that is serendipitous. What made it awkward was that she offered the information that
the guy had 1 glass eye. At what point in negotiations is this information useful?
lol I can't make this shit up.
This is hands down the cutest thing I will see today.
Edit: I need to get a couple of these to freak out the grand's. : )
Edit: I need to get a couple of these to freak out the grand's. : )
Just take them to the dentist. That will freak 'em out sufficiently and save you time.