STEEL CAGE DEATH MATCH (no holds barred)

[OneHitDone]

Outdoor veggie starts for a little warm up

 

[Big Perm]

Sorry I'm late. There was traffic.

Dude got a spare. It'll be an easy pickup, though.

 

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Ok, @Budzbuddha this will be a really easy one. Are you ready? Would you rather grow a Sativa or Indica plant, if the choice were up to you and no one else. Just a one word answer.
Study the question carefully.
Thank you.

 

[Big Perm]

Ok everyone, here is the deal. Dyna-Gro is hosting this most epic slam down gro-off that has no escape, except under a rock to hide for a few months...
Memes, Gifs, Pics, shit talking, all that is encouraged, however...this is a competition among friends. Do not take offense to anything posted here, as it is all a joke. DO NOT take anything to a personal level or violate the TOS of RIU in your posts! This is friendly banter of epic proportions. Violate this post and it is the only way to get kicked right the fuck out of here instantly and seriously.

 

[Way2-High]

Not growing anything but weed but I wanna sub up for the show. GOODLUCK dickheads hope all your plants die!!

 

[Way2-High]

Now hurry up and tear me a new asshole!!

 

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You tore your own asshole trying to get in here it looks like.

 

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Not growing anything but weed

Real growers grow lettuce. Anyone can grow weed ffs.

 

[OneHitDone]

Real growers grow lettuce. Anyone can grow weed ffs.

Was just about to say - is weed the easiest plant in the world to grow or what?
All these closet tokers act like they are afraid of common garden vegetables lol
Come on, we know 90% of you's mommies would even approve and probably toss you a salad of home grown greens

 

[Way2-High]

Damn guess I gotta go to the dollar store and get one of those grow lettuce kits I seen and beat you guys with that!!

Wtf OHD you been spying? How you know my mom tosses my salad when I go to her place?

 

[Way2-High]

 

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I can answer any dumbass questions anyone may have about the rules.

JOE1 WAKE THE FUUUUCK UP11111

 

[Way2-High]

Ahh BPs all tired in his old age!
Night
Night, big guy have a nice sleep!

 

[Big Perm]

Ahh BPs all tired in his old age!
Night
Night, big guy have a nice sleep!

You gotta grow lettuce like a big dawg to talk shit in here.

 

[Big Perm]

Go ask mom, and come back with something good.

 

[Way2-High]

I’m sorry my stuff made you drink your own jizim. Here’s what I grow when it’s Not MAryJaNe. Had a few freshwater tanks too but can’t really show them. My picture! not from google or anything.

 

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I’m sorry my stuff made you drink your own jizim. Here’s what I grow when it’s Not MAryJaNe. Had a few freshwater tanks too but can’t really show them. My picture! not from google or anything.
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mAD SKilLs bro. What nutes you running?
Jizim, pffft. That light is probably lighting up your 8'x12' bedroom like a galaxy map in an IMAX theater at night.
Who's in the reflection with the pink robe on?
Edit: OH, it's an anemone. I thought it was your mom.

 

[Way2-High]

I’m running all the Nutes bro!! And fuck ya my lights provide all the summer sun for Ontario, you know how it is! That actually is my mom so don’t hate that I’m a cross between a squirrel, ape, coral, toad and aliens

 

[Way2-High]

And as for you chugging your jizim....
what you do behind closed doors is not my problem.

 

[Way2-High]