Grow Club STEEL CAGE DEATH MATCH

[Big Perm]

Unless you want to do SIP lettuce. I'd be down with that.

Actually. I think I'm going to bitch out and run mine in a SIP, I had an idea for one. Fuck Jeb Goldblum, man....

 

[JonathanT]

Lol... Sorry.

 

[Big Perm]

Lol... Sorry.
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That kid has 6 fingers on their right hand. Someone is looking for them.

 

[JonathanT]

Out of curiosity, why lettuce? There are some really cool things out there to grow. I really enjoy growing weird things. I have tomato plants covered in thorns and green jello texture, banana/lemon flavor fruit if you want to try some.

 

[Big Perm]

Out of curiosity, why lettuce? There are some really cool things out there to grow. I really enjoy growing weird things. I have tomato plants covered in thorns and green jello texture, banana/lemon flavor fruit if you want to try some.
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I actually don't give a rat's ass what we grow. Mrs. Perm wanted lettuce so by god that's what I'm growing.

 

[Big Perm]

Banana Lemon does sound good though.

 

[JonathanT]

Curse of the green thumb.

 

[JonathanT]

You can grow her organic sponges too. They're in the cucumber family. I always thought those Loofa things were sea sponges.

 

[socaljoe]

Actually. I think I'm going to bitch out and run mine in a SIP, I had an idea for one. Fuck Jeb Goldblum, man....

Well shit, that lasted all of about 4 hours.

 

[JonathanT]

Watched a video of what i thought were people tearing open sea cucumbers for their innards before I noticed it was a vegetable.

 

[Big Perm]

Well shit, that lasted all of about 4 hours.

Ok, Ok. I'll do it. If I fuck up though you have to deal with her.

 

[socaljoe]

Ok, Ok. I'll do it. If I fuck up though you have to deal with her.

It's ok, use your SIPpy cup if you feel like it'll give you the edge you need.

 

[Big Perm]

 

[JonathanT]

 

[Big Perm]

Out of curiosity, why lettuce? There are some really cool things out there to grow. I really enjoy growing weird things. I have tomato plants covered in thorns and green jello texture, banana/lemon flavor fruit if you want to try some.
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Small world, huh.

 

[JonathanT]

Baker has some amazing stuff. They're really close to where i am.

 

[ANC]

 

[OneHitDone]

@socaljoe and I started a friendly kratky lettuce competition with each other. He's doing outdoors, I"m doing indoors. I wanted to invite anyone else in that wanted to play along.

Bragging rights only.
The winner gets to go buy themself a huge ass trophy. We will all acknowledge it as the bragging rights.

Rules:
Lettuce only
indoor or outdoor
To enter you must answer a question.
Must be a funny person. No fuckin' morons.
Players will be vetted.
Start from seed or clone only. No after-start entries.
Sarcasm is a must.
Tough skin is also a must as a lot of shit talking; names; memes; gif's, ect. will be thrown around, but don't take it seriously. Unless you want to, then go right ahead and we'll all watch. Chances are high you could come out of it with a nickname. Like D.A.F. for example, js.

Start date is still loose, but as soon as possible. We'll wait a bit to see if people want to join. Myself or Joe can answer any dumbass questions anyone may have about the rules.
-see the vetting process has already begun...
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By posting here you accept the above potential consequences, thereof.
Once you are in, you are in. There is no dropping out, and no getting disqualified.

Lettuce from Clone??

Kratky Blows but if your cool with self-watering pot full of Perlite I'll show you how it's done

 

[Big Perm]

I'll show you how it's done

 

[OneHitDone]

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

THIS AIN'T NO GAME!

YOU SEE THIS SHIT? THIS SHIT IS A BRAWNY PAPER TOWEL! GUARANTEED TO GERMINATE YOUR SHIT 25% FASTER!

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DON'T LOOK LIKE NO GAME I EVER SEEN!

SO I ASK YOU AGAIN!

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You gotta be fucking kidding bro - wet paper towel method for lettuce seeds???