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MrHowardMarks

MrHowardMarks

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I know, but if you put -3 Celcius, it's pretty self explanitory.

There are 6 querics in a furlong. :mrgreen: And there are 4 ohms per 1.6 kelvin. :mrgreen:

Oh...

2+2= 1 foot, 2.5 inches.
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Fuck.... I committed a foolishness...... I took my 4 babies out of the veg cabinet to give them sun, and I wasn't thinking and they leaned over to the sun and......Waaaaa !! 2 folded in 1/2 because the leaves are sooo big. Shit, shit, shit... I usually don't do bonehead moves like that...... Back in the spa and pile up dirt and add fan...Pfew!! That was almost a disaster... lost 2.... 2 left..the biggest at least....
 
MrHowardMarks

MrHowardMarks

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Oh no twisty, you should know better than to give them the full sun, now they're gonna know what it's like to be free, they're gonna hate the CFLs... :mrgreen: jk

That really sucks man. :oops:
 
KiloBit

KiloBit

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Twistyman said:
Please don't.... quick someone tell Chiceh a joke... there a priest and ........
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Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 76 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn’t stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to touch my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I certainly did not!
Defense Attorney:
Why ever not?
Little Old Lady:
His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, I was feeling so ’spicy’ that I just laid down and told him ’Take me, young man. Take me now!’
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, ’April Fool!’ And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Typed this out than crashed fuck.....
A guys walking on the beach and he comes across a woman with no arms or legs crying..whats up he asks... I've never been kissed she says...so h kisses her.....
As he's walking away she starts crying again..he asks whats wrong... no ones touched my breasts (see a common theme here)..so he does...now he's getting pissed and tries to leave..she starts crying again...Waaaa I've never been fucked.... so he looks around and picks her up...just when she thought she'd feel some bone he tosses her in the ocean............. NOW YOU'RE FUCKED !!
 
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korvette1977

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Twistyman said:
Typed this out than crashed fuck.....
A guys walking on the beach and he comes across a woman with no arms or legs crying..whats up he asks... I've never been kissed she says...so h kisses her.....
As he's walking away she starts crying again..he asks whats wrong... no ones touched my breasts (see a common theme here)..so he does...now he's getting pissed and tries to leave..she starts crying again...Waaaa I've never been fucked.... so he looks around and picks her up...just when she thought she'd feel some bone he tosses her in the ocean............. NOW YOU'RE FUCKED !!
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Place her on top and spin her around like a top..
 
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