What would you do, if you saw a woman masturbating in public?

[BongJuice]

I was in New York on service call and had to spend the night. So me and my co-worker took the train to go see the hockey game.
On our way there, we saw this not so good looking girl sit down 3 seats in front of us.
It was a long train ride and there was'nt really a whole lot of people on the train.
After 20 minutes or so, this girl was squirming in her seat and moaning a little bit. I didn't think anything of it until another passenger on the train walked up to her and said, "Do you need some help?". Even then I really didn't know what was going on.
About 5 seconds later all I see is this girl squirting mace into this guys face. The guy fell to the floor and the girl ran into the next car.
Me and my friend helped the guy up and asked what happened. The guy said she was masturbating herself with a vibrator. Me and my friend laughed our asses off, and eventually the guy that got maced was laughing too.

I thought I would share that with you guys.

 

[storm22]

lmao good story!! that put a smile on my face, it must have been so funny

 

[pickleman]

rub one out

 

[KiloBit]

Driving down I684 from job at Pepsi Cola heading home. Usually I'm like a horse going back to the stable fast going home, but for whatever reason this day I was doing the speed limit hanging in the right lane. Well, this Toyota or some shit pulls along side me and after about a minute I realize it's not passing so look over. Holy fucking shit! Car full of good looking college age girls sucking and passing around a dildo. Holy shit! I ran off onto the shoulder staring at this and they pulled away. Holy shit! Seems like yesterday. Holy shit!

 

[rustybud]

hahaha to be honest i would just sit in laugh at her .. jus shows theres girls with no self respect .

 

[BreatheSmoke]

That's funny ! thanks for the chuckle..P

Probably some tweaked out whore. . . I guess that's NYC for ya? I never get to see crazy stuff like that.

 

[Arrid]

i'd slap her on the back of the head when she was about to orgasm.

 

[BreatheSmoke]

i'd slap her on the back of the head when she was about to orgasm.

lmao

 

[vaporking]

man people do thedumbest shit
thank god for that cause i always need a laff

 

[makinthemagic]

the girls are doing this for a chuckle too. they laugh at how much they can manipulate men like puppets

 

[KiloBit]

the girls are doing this for a chuckle too. they laugh at how much they can manipulate men like puppets

Doesn't take a whole lot when it comes to shit like that to get a guy to act like a dumbass. lol

 

[Louis541]

I'd be pissed off If I was that guy. How can you do some shit like that in puplic in front of guys watching you and not expect one of them to try somethin like that? I would of. That's just our natuer.

 

[iamthatguy]

They make porn sites with this type of stuff. THEIR GREAT! .... I mean I dont know anything about them......

 

[KiloBit]

They make porn sites with this type of stuff. THEIR GREAT! .... I mean I dont know anything about them......

Feck, I didn't know Tony The Tiger had a porn website.

 

[mahlye]

I was once at stopped at a red light and there was a guy on the side of the road jerking off. I called him a crack head

 

[rustybud]

jus fink 2 .. if dat was a guy masterbating on a train .. he wud of got arrested .. women all dey r gd 4 is cookin n cleaning and da daily sexual favs lol im nt sexist bt women r fuckin useless lol

 

[iamthatguy]

jus fink 2 .. if dat was a guy masterbating on a train .. he wud of got arrested .. women all dey r gd 4 is cookin n cleaning and da daily sexual favs lol im nt sexist bt women r fuckin useless lol

was that English? WTF did you just say?

 

[Roseman]

I'm not a gynecoligist, but I believe I'd have to look into it! LOL

 

[mahlye]

jus fink 2 .. if dat was a guy masterbating on a train .. he wud of got arrested .. women all dey r gd 4 is cookin n cleaning and da daily sexual favs lol im nt sexist bt women r fuckin useless lol

You're useless, you can't even spell correctly. women are far from useless...It isn't the sex or race that make's a person useless, DICK

 

[Hillbilly420]

haha, I would say "HEY EVERYONE, THAT CHICK IS MASTURBATING IN PUBLIC!!!" and laugh really hard. However, if she squirted me with mace for just saying something to her... I'd prob. see it coming and dodge it then take it and spray her... or i'd over come the pain & contain her until i could get the cops there to file a report and sue her ass.