What would you do with 20000 6 inch cocktail straws...

[carlsbarn]

Only two rules of my engagement fam, no hookers no blow. So thats a no go hahaha

Fair enough.

Clip a 1/4" off only one of them and mix them into a huge pile. See how long it takes to find the shortest straw. Claim victory...dance an shit.

 

[neosapien]

Only two rules of my engagement fam, no hookers no blow. So thats a no go hahaha

Those are terrible terms. I can negotiate a way better deal for you. PM me with a little about your chick and some recent 2x2 color photos of her and I'll draw up a contract. I'll forego my normal rate of $2000 for a 1/4oz and 100 6" cocktail straw dicks.

 

[Actuosity]

Those are terrible terms. I can negotiate a way better deal for you. PM me with a little about your chick and some recent 2x2 color photos of her and I'll draw up a contract. I'll forego my normal rate of $2000 for a 1/4oz and 100 6" cocktail straw dicks.

I appreciate the opportunity at a professional opinion, however I've learned through my years with women renegotiation just ends with less! However I'll happily share straws just pay the shipping and handling (fine print 99$) and there yours free.

 

[lokie]

I appreciate the opportunity at a professional opinion, however I've learned through my years with women renegotiation just ends with less! However I'll happily share straws just pay the shipping and handling (fine print 99$) and there yours free.

 

[srh88]

 

[lokie]

When the time comes I do without.

Here is an alternative for those who may need a straw.

 

[Actuosity]

tonight after 14 bags on the vape it occured to me that I could sell these boxes of straws for 3- 4$ each and make 300 - 400$

 

[lokie]

Ding

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Find 20,000 hookers.
Sprinkle 20,000 tiny lines on their jiggly bits.
Snort, snort, snort till you can snort no more.

This is really the best option.

 

[mo841]

Hand them out to the homeless

 

[lokie]

Take them to Malibu. Then stand outside of restaurants selling them as loosies.

Bitches will buy them bitches love straws.

 

[Actuosity]

Take them to Malibu. Then stand outside of restaurants selling them as loosies.

Bitches will buy them bitches love straws.

Im acctually walking around to restaurants this afternoon lol