What would you do with 20000 6 inch cocktail straws...

[Actuosity]

So i just happened to come into possession of 20000 cocktail straws.
Other than arts and crafts can anyone think of any practical use for them.

Really doubt I'll ever use this many straws and I don't just want to throw them away.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i searched "uses for cocktail straws"....they aren't even good as cocktail straws......

 

[Bareback]

Tequila sunrise, jack and coke, their just to small for plain coke.

 

[vostok]

So i just happened to come into possession of 20000 cocktail straws.
Other than arts and crafts can anyone think of any practical use for them.

Really doubt I'll ever use this many straws and I don't just want to throw them away.

So i just happened to come into possession of 20000 cocktail straws.
Other than arts and crafts can anyone think of any practical use for them.

Really doubt I'll ever use this many straws and I don't just want to throw them away.

I know a friend who does lots of large Korean Weddings ,,if that helps

 

[tangerinegreen555]

So i just happened to come into possession of 20000 cocktail straws.
Other than arts and crafts can anyone think of any practical use for them.

Really doubt I'll ever use this many straws and I don't just want to throw them away.

Have a big party?

 

[Actuosity]

I know a friend whgo does lots of large Korean Weddings ,,if that helps

Lol does he wanna buy 20000 straws?


I think what im going to do is melt them down into sheets of plastic about an half an inch to an inch thick then use those sheets to build a housing unit for my two viperspectras so I can exhaust the air direclty out of the tent over the course of the warm summer months

 

[pulpoinspace]

stake 20,000 stretched seedlinds

 

[Actuosity]

Have a big party?

Its official hosting RIU party, everyone welcome free box of straws while dupplies last

 

[cannabineer]

How's this?
... glue (ideally ultrasonically weld) 397 straws into a close-packed hexagonal bundle (this number gives 12 straws to a side; number chosen for easier handling). Then cut (bandsaw?) the bundles into 3/4-inch thick pucks. These can now be tiled to make large light strong sheets. Laminate both sides with a solid sheet of plastic (or sonically weld) for a large sheet of a strong and insulating material that should work great for the sort of construction project you mentioned.

Your craft protestations notwithstanding, there's always this.

 

[blake9999]

Makes a great Christmas gift for someone you won't want to talk to for quite some time.

 

[BudmanTX]

i'll go with balloon animals for $100

 

[tyler.durden]

If they are this type, I may have a buyer...

 

[neosapien]

Bundle 10 of them together and make 2000 6" cocks.

 

[Actuosity]

So I started unpacking the straws and made a very scary realization that I actually have 50000 straws.

That Eiffel tower looks tempting,

 

[tyler.durden]

What about my penis straws???

 

[Actuosity]

What about my penis straws???

There are 0 penis straws, sadly they all came from a fine dining restaurant so just plain black cocktails.

 

[lokie]

Someone has to ask. How did you come into possession of 50k straws?

 

[Actuosity]

Someone has to ask. How did you come into possession of 50k straws?

I'm a chef's assistant, was told to clean the maintenance / papers room, was told to recycle them but not how to. We are no longer allowed to use plastic disposables here in a few months.

 

[carlsbarn]

Find 20,000 hookers.
Sprinkle 20,000 tiny lines on their jiggly bits.
Snort, snort, snort till you can snort no more.

 

[Actuosity]

Find 20,000 hookers.
Sprinkle 20,000 tiny lines on their jiggly bits.
Snort, snort, snort till you can snort no more.

Only two rules of my engagement fam, no hookers no blow. So thats a no go hahaha