Which one would you choose?
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cannabineer
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On careful consideration, I choose 6 as the safest activity to engage in when I am lizard-faced stoned. The other 5 have fascinating failure modes.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'd hate to choose #4 over and over and over
justugh
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i pick 4 for the last 28 years of my life
and if that did not work i pick 1 for a trip to the south seas where i can find a island to teach monkeys to throw poo at ppl i dislikes ( yes really that is one of my goals to have a monkey or army of monkeys to fling shit at ppl i dislike)
no lets make it a 31 the year before i realized ppl actually wanted me dead
WeedFreak78
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Are these powers only active while your high? I'll choose #1, but I need to know if I have to pack a pipe for the flight. Sobering up at 5000ft could be an issue. I'll also need a wind proof lighter.
Covetsculitvars
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Considering we use what percentage of our Brains currently!?um yeah.........30% increase I could prob fuken fly!
tangerinegreen555
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Gotta laugh at #3.
In 6th grade, my buddy and I pitched in for a pair of those X-ray spec glasses they sold in the backs of magazines.
We waited for 6 weeks dreaming of what we would see.
When they came, we tried them out on a few older girls.
Total loss of a dollar. And they knew what they were and called us 'suckers'.
Totally humiliating.
In 6th grade, my buddy and I pitched in for a pair of those X-ray spec glasses they sold in the backs of magazines.
We waited for 6 weeks dreaming of what we would see.
When they came, we tried them out on a few older girls.
Total loss of a dollar. And they knew what they were and called us 'suckers'.
Totally humiliating.
WeedFreak78
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I got the spy camera. It worked. That's all I can say. Not getting any identifying info from it. My buddy got the see behind glasses. They worked pretty good.
Can you even C. O. D packages any more?
Can you even C. O. D packages any more?
tangerinegreen555
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I forgot about all that other shit.I got the spy camera. It worked. That's all I can say. Not getting any identifying info from it. My buddy got the see behind glasses. They worked pretty good.
Can you even C. O. D packages any more?
Onion gum. Lol.
lokie
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I got a dollars worth of entertainment from it just from you telling us about it.
lol.
tyler.durden
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Your list got cut off somehow, and is incomplete. I choose #7 and #8, which is losing and erection and facilitating an erection, respectively. I switch between them depending on what time of day it is, whether I'm in public, and, of course, which mood I'm in...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That would be hard drugs
tyler.durden
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Some consider them soft. It's all about perspective, and if there's a restraining order issued...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
