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That makes me consider the Medieval conundrum "how many angels can shit on a pizza?"View attachment 4304994 This has been my recent go to, three cheese, but once again, no pepperoni
That makes me consider the Medieval conundrum "how many angels can shit on a pizza?"View attachment 4304994 This has been my recent go to, three cheese, but once again, no pepperoni
i think you're in the wrong thread..That makes me consider the Medieval conundrum "how many angels can shit on a pizza?"
Along the northern boarder I asked a street vendor for a "Supreme" knowing that there was only size about 12", he handed me a fresh one. To my dismay it looked like a cracker with some watered down catsup. The vendor could see the dis-satisfaction in my eyes, and promptly placed a black olive in the center in disgust.There is a huge difference between Italian Italian vs American Italian cuisine. Americans are much more heavy handed with the spices, garlic, etc. Much closer to southern Italy (Calabria and Sicily) which exerted the heaviest influence on American-Italian cuisine. I too had Margarita in Rome, Naples and Cosenza; it was better the further south by my American-Italian standards
Never heard of it before but they are all around me! Well, a few in Sacto. Ill have to try one soon.Do you guys have MOD pizza near you? I’ll send yah some coupons if you do
42That makes me consider the Medieval conundrum "how many angels can shit on a pizza?"
Acceptable pizza toppings: steak, chicken, ground beef, ground sausage, ham, bacon, onion, pepper, tomato, garlic, mushroom, various cheeses. I don't want your 7 topping pizza that's a pile of slop I can't pick up. I judge pizza places on 2 metrics : their plain cheese and whether the slice can support itself without folding over and dumping is load. If they can't do that right, I'm not trying anything else. I'm a pizza snob
PSA, a.k.a. Pizza Savvy AnnouncementReheat leftover pizza in a covered pan on medium heat for about 5 minutes. Crisps up the crust while melting the cheese to the perfect temp. Best way to fix floppy pizza.
It's never lasted that long; 24 hrs max is as long as pizza has ever lasted at my place, in or out of the refrigPSA, a.k.a. Pizza Savvy Announcement
Pizza is only edible for 72 hours at room temp.
We have one about an hour away in Valencia. I can't eat pizza but I love it.Do you guys have MOD pizza near you? I’ll send yah some coupons if you do
(bolded conform to my homily)Acceptable pizza toppings: steak, chicken, ground beef, ground sausage, ham, bacon, onion, pepper, tomato, garlic, mushroom, various cheeses. I don't want your 7 topping pizza that's a pile of slop I can't pick up. I judge pizza places on 2 metrics : their plain cheese and whether the slice can support itself without folding over and dumping is load. If they can't do that right, I'm not trying anything else. I'm a pizza snob
Amen(bolded conform to my homily)
When I was a child, I was a New York Pizza Fundamentalist. Only eight toppings were blessed by the pizza priests, a Catholic variant on the folks who could rule on kosher v. trayf.
These are (in no significant order):
Cheese
Pepperoni
Green bell peppers
Italian sausage
Onion
Garlic
Anchovies
Olives
There are "gray zone" toppings, neither blessed nor damned. Purgatory
Salami, typically Genoa
Bacon
Meatballs
But ham, pineapple, spinach, Buffalo chicken yadaa yadaa ... are of the Devil.
The Chicago Synod has its own phalanx of sainted supplements.
"When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me." (1 Cor 13:11)
But those West Coasters, oh man, they're total pizza atheists.They make my poorly-controlled inner child make socially unacceptable sounds. I mean: These are the animals who invoked the lord of demons Pizzelzebub, with his most noxious manifestation being as Hawaiian pizza, which has pineapple and ham. (It should be Spam if we're being culturally correct.) This is veritable antimatter compared to the Eightfold Noble Foods.
Artichoke hearts are good food, but keep them off my (term of emphasis) pizza.
In keeping with my Mid'Lannic sensibilities, a pizza bagel is pretty righteous. Toasted half-bagel, sauce, Mozz*, and make mine sausage mushroom. ~kvells~ I had a beautiful specimen in '97 I think, not far from the Met, when my former employer wasted some money sending me to some convention in the Formidable Fruit. It sings softly in the tatters of my memory.
*pronounced like the apple juice brand
Nice. I would eat that.Meanwhile in the Army......Pizza MRE