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I don’t do this often so you fuckers better jerk off while you can.
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But it’s about 1pm where I’m at and I’m drunk as ass!


Is that a sayingo_O I’m pretty sure people say that... if not, they should.


But anyway, stroke it fellas stroke it.
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Nice Max. Bummer about the friend.

Yeah. I was gutted. Many folks were.

He was a chief petty officer in the Navy, retired. Guy was the kind of guy you wanted to be. I mean, it seemed like he really had his shit together. I really, really liked him and I don't really, really like anybody.

One day, he shot his wife to death and then turned the gun on himself. Turns out she was a raging alcoholic/drug addict, had been to rehab like 5 times, fell off the wagon yet again and that was it for him. He just couldn't take it anymore.

We all knew exactly dick about it all.

Not a day goes by I don't miss him.
 
Yeah. I was gutted. Many folks were.

He was a chief petty officer in the Navy, retired. Guy was the kind of guy you wanted to be. I mean, it seemed like he really had his shit together. I really, really liked him and I don't really, really like anybody.

One day, he shot his wife to death and then turned the gun on himself. Turns out she was a raging alcoholic/drug addict, had been to rehab like 5 times, fell off the wagon yet again and that was it for him. He just couldn't take it anymore.

We all knew exactly dick about it all.

Not a day goes by I don't miss him.
Ouchie, I'm sad to hear that.
 
Pour some bud light out for the homies gar
I will, but your man will tell you I don’t drink that stuffs. Not that’s it tastes bad, all my family drinks nothing but bud light. It’s just that, it doesn’t get me drunk. I could drink a whole case of it and nothing.

Fixed that for you.
Oh don’t make me add you to the racist thread lol. Every Mexican I know drinks bud light around here. But not me. And they think I’m the weirdo for drinking shiner or fat tire or any ipa. But for $$ reasons I drink bud ice. I know, I know, it’s not good beer. But it gets me drunk for $3.30 for 2 24’s. So I go that route when I’m broke. But when I’m feeling frisky I go for an ipa. Right now deep ellum ipa is 7% and only 10$ a sixer. So that’s been my go to lately.
 
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