potroast
Uses the Rollitup profile
[start Holiday Music]
In the spirit of the season, I'd like to share with you, my friends at Rollitup, my original formula that results in me always having a joint to smoke. It's something that I have developed over many years of experimentation and rigorous testing. Maybe you have been in a situation where knowing this would have been very handy for you. I'm letting you in on one of my secret methods that I use to impress others. Also, in my typically clever manner, I've condensed the formula into one easy to remember slogan-type sentence, that not only concisely describes the method, it's also kinda catchy.
So now, in this season of giving, I'll pass along my Perpetual Joint Formula
[drum roll...]
Always roll a joint when you have one.
[cymbal crash!]
Joyous Festivus, Everybody!!
In the spirit of the season, I'd like to share with you, my friends at Rollitup, my original formula that results in me always having a joint to smoke. It's something that I have developed over many years of experimentation and rigorous testing. Maybe you have been in a situation where knowing this would have been very handy for you. I'm letting you in on one of my secret methods that I use to impress others. Also, in my typically clever manner, I've condensed the formula into one easy to remember slogan-type sentence, that not only concisely describes the method, it's also kinda catchy.
So now, in this season of giving, I'll pass along my Perpetual Joint Formula
[drum roll...]
Always roll a joint when you have one.
[cymbal crash!]
Joyous Festivus, Everybody!!