Random Jabber Jibber thread

[cannabineer]

We all know Linda Lovelace would eat him for lunch.

For some reason I'm reminded of the irresistible force vs. the immovable object.

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[abalonehx]

Those three people are often all in one, like Trump. I think they call them...Conmen hehe

 

[cannabineer]

 

[cannabineer]

This picture is called "La Fable du P'tit Phoque."

That's French.

It stands for "the Fapple of the Titty Fuck."

Those dirty French are deviated preverts, the lot of them.

 

[abalonehx]

 

[jerryb73]

Morning everyone. We picked this up yesterday, I love the name. Haven’t tried it and probably won’t because we were given the wrong one, ours is supposed to be a 1g not .5g. Gonna swap for ours today.
They sell these for $20!!

 

[ANC]

I am smiling

 

[BarnBuster]

How the heck does a armored truck door "pop" open, plastic bags of cash hop out onto the roadway and bust open. I mean did the truck go airborne or what? Yeah, I really want these folks picking up my deposits. LOL

https://www.nj.com/news/2018/12/300k-still-in-the-wind-after-armored-truck-dumps-half-a-million-dollars-on-nj-highway.html

 

[jerryb73]

How the heck does a armored truck door "pop" open, plastic bags of cash hop out onto the roadway and bust open. I mean did the truck go airborne or what? Yeah, I really want these folks picking up my deposits. LOL

https://www.nj.com/news/2018/12/300k-still-in-the-wind-after-armored-truck-dumps-half-a-million-dollars-on-nj-highway.html

I’m never in the right place at the right time

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I’m never in the right place at the right time

You and me both - I constantly hear "Dude, you should have been here yesterday".

FML

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

So yesterday the front end of my truck felt pretty rough and the steering wheel was shaking pretty bad. Any ideas?

 

[Grandpapy]

So yesterday the front end of my truck felt pretty rough and the steering wheel was shaking pretty bad. Any ideas?

Tire getting ready to fall off check your lug nuts.
Tie rod ends
Idler bushing
rotors out of round causing flat spots on the tires, out of balance.
Lack of public funding for your road, fill in some pot holes.

 

[dangledo]

So yesterday the front end of my truck felt pretty rough and the steering wheel was shaking pretty bad. Any ideas?

Plow truck? That used to happen yearly until i had them toed out which gives them better alignment with the plow on.

It'll fuck up your tires in the summer if you don't get them rotated regularly

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Tire getting ready to fall off check your lug nuts.
Tie rod ends
Idler bushing
rotors out of round causing flat spots on the tires, out of balance.
Lack of public funding for your road, fill in some pot holes.

Yup lugs were loose on front driver side. Not sure how but that's what it was.

 

[Grandpapy]

The free fixes are the best!

 

[ANC]

 

[mr sunshine]

Morning everyone. We picked this up yesterday, I love the name. Haven’t tried it and probably won’t because we were given the wrong one, ours is supposed to be a 1g not .5g. Gonna swap for ours today.
They sell these for $20!!


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I picked up some brass knuckles yesterday. 36 bucks 's a gram.

They fucked up, they should let you keep that shit and still give you yours.. wasting gas going back and forth becouse some high ass little kid fucked up is unacceptable.

I recommend you let your wife handle it...

 

[BarnBuster]

Yup lugs were loose on front driver side. Not sure how but that's what it was.

look at GPap, first diagnosis outta the box, over da interwebz no less

 

[Grandpapy]

look at GPap, first diagnosis outta the box, over da interwebz no less

Credit really belongs to the "Americas Tire co." for providing me the same experience exiting their parking lot.