Random Jabber Jibber thread

[curious2garden]

Does anything beat fresh new sheets and pillows? Not in my world.

I think @shrxhky420 won with the new mattress LOL think of all the time we spend in bed and frankly I think anything to do with bed is a wise investment. If you don't sleep well life is miserable no matter what.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Pika doing Freddie Mercury impression

That literally got a Belly LOL from Mrs and I.
+ Rep x 2 minimum

I think @shrxhky420 won with the new mattress LOL think of all the time we spend in bed and frankly I think anything to do with bed is a wise investment. If you don't sleep well life is miserable no matter what.

 

[tyler.durden]

I've never before seen anyone park in the shopping cart stall spot. This asshole should win some sort of award. Let me ever so carefully attempt to get my cart by this idiot's SUV (scrrraaaaaape)...

 

[BarnBuster]

FIFY, Ty.

 

[cannabineer]

Something tells me that somewhere in China, some very drunk American junior executive decided to seriously f with his equally knackered Chinese opposite number. What astounds me is that the Trojan Horse of a name survived every level of review within the Chinese manufacturer's organization. I bet he told them it means something like Celestial Harmony.

 

[curious2garden]

I've never before seen anyone park in the shopping cart stall spot. This asshole should win some sort of award. Let me ever so carefully attempt to get my cart by this idiot's SUV (scrrraaaaaape)...


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You know his ass end is sticking out, so opposing traffic is now impossible. I wish a giant wrecking ball would simply drop on idiots like this. Sigh, oh well a girl can dream.

 

[iamnobody]

Thought I was going to jail tonight.driving to work with half a blunt in the cup holder see cop lights behind me. Turns out he was stopping the guy behind me with one headlight and tailgating me

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Thought I was going to jail tonight.driving to work with half a blunt in the cup holder see cop lights behind me. Turns out he was stopping the guy behind me with one headlight and tailgating me

Who only smoke half a blunt?

 

[tyler.durden]

Who only smoke half a blunt?

Ikr? It's like only sucking half a dick...

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

You know his ass end is sticking out, so opposing traffic is now impossible. I wish a giant wrecking ball would simply drop on idiots like this. Sigh, oh well a girl can dream.

.....i pick a bug spot on the windshield as a "sight", and machine gun people that piss me off......now if i could just get the machine gun part....

 

[Sir Napsalot]

I slit the sheet
the sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet I sit

 

[Sir Napsalot]

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

 

[iamnobody]

Who only smoke half a blunt?

Someone trying to conserve weed

 

[tyler.durden]

I slit the sheet
the sheet I slit
and on the slitted sheet I sit

I was saying this twister quickly to myself, and for the last line I said, 'On the sitted sheet I shit...' Couldn't stop laughing. Because I'm high...

 

[ANC]

.....i pick a bug spot on the windshield as a "sight", and machine gun people that piss me off......now if i could just get the machine gun part....

It should absolutely be legal to fire shots at cars driven by idiots. Don't you think?

 

[Grandpapy]

It should absolutely be legal to fire shots at cars driven by idiots. Don't you think?

I run along these lines in stuck traffic.

 

[ANC]

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Cute commercial & the sandwich doesn't look bad either.
How is it?

 

[ANC]

Dunno, I tend not to trust take way chicken.

 

[cannabineer]

I was saying this twister quickly to myself, and for the last line I said, 'On the sitted sheet I shit...' Couldn't stop laughing. Because I'm high...

One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
(continue in same vein)