Your Most Retarded, Nonsensical Quote

[jordan65]

funny shit

 

[beans08]

really blazed, i once said
"I write letters to necrophiliacs"

I took 6 hits of dank from a waterfall bong.

7 of us were really blazed, made for some good times.

 

[willRavage]

Dumbest shit I've ever said high; "How old is the weather?"

 

[jumifera]

I smoked a blunt of some dank stuff and man i was super high and i heard a cat meow and i said to my bro "the creature is within" man i couldnt stop laughing after that but what was funny is that my bro got scared he said some bad word in spanish. jajaja

 

[BlazedAndConfused]

Well me and my two friends were sitting around a table. Im a tall skinny white kid. So me and my bud are watching my other friends house and we blazed allllll day. So its like 2 AM and we had just smoked a blunt. we had also smoked a blunt with some spanish kids before but i got paranoid and ran because a car alarm went off ( mind you im zooted ). they run, right when they are supposed to smoke us out on their weed after we smoked our blunt and they take my papers too. All in all my friend is pissed. Okay anyways. So i put on this red bandana and my hat and my friend goes " you look fucking cool". So i proceed to tell him to record what i was going to say. So he first says " this is BK- Blood KILLER" and then turns to me and i yell " I AM THAT NIGGA, IM SO HIGH HERE WITH my nigga ethan.. and ummm my niigaa billy. and umm... ( i trail off for a sec). and ummmm i had a redbull and umm..... ( i finally remember what had just happened).b. i get quiet and look down and then i look up and yell " SOME SPIC NIGGAS ROBBED MY SHIT". So yeah that was one of my dumber times that i can remember. Aside of that ive said 3 quarters retarded shit like " Wheres my legs?" and "Who fucked my bong?".

 

[SEF]

"Dude that guys beard is a question mark!"

Me: Shut up Mother Hell.
Bro: Dude, don't try to insult me if your insults don't make sense.

 

[Lord Bluntmasta]

The first week I get to college, I discover the smokin spot that has apparently been used for generations

Not surprisingly I meet a group of stoners there and one of them tells me a nice little quote I've never heard before:
"There's a hole in my bowl, can you plug it with a nugget?"

 

[HoppusTheCaveman]

The first week I get to college, I discover the smokin spot that has apparently been used for generations

Not surprisingly I meet a group of stoners there and one of them tells me a nice little quote I've never heard before:
"There's a hole in my bowl, can you plug it with a nugget?"

I'm deffinitely saying that to someone in the near future lol.