Good Morning pissed off Canadians

Canadians are rarely actually ever pissed off. When we do get upset we ride our moose to the local timmies to get a cup of maple syrup so that we can talk about our problems until they cease to be problems. Global warming is melting our homes currently which is a bit of a bummer but we will figure something out soon I am sure.
 
1 lb of butter
1-1/2 oz of cannabis, dried and finger crumbled
2 cups of water
Cook in slow cooker, on low, for 4 hours, add more water if required

Make cookies, whatever you like. I have been making oatmeal raisin lately, fucking awesome with Blueberry cannabis butter.
I usually wash my butter...Have you tried it?
 
Canadians are rarely actually ever pissed off. When we do get upset we ride our moose to the local timmies to get a cup of maple syrup so that we can talk about our problems until they cease to be problems. Global warming is melting our homes currently which is a bit of a bummer but we will figure something out soon I am sure.
Are we talking a real moose or one of the local Canadian ladies?
 
Real moose of course, how else are we supposed to get from our igloos to the timmies through all this ice and snow ?
Easy ....peazy.........
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Easy ....peazy.........
very-early-snowmobile-underwood-archives.jpg
You must be rich to own one of those. Only saw one online in an internet forum. Trudeau keeps stealing the loonies and toonies out of my toque for his carbon taxing, eh der bye. He says we gotta stop using smoke signals so we's can save the planet. Gonna be a cold winter. When I am not jigging for me cod I'll be fuckin some Sheila's to stay warm.
 
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