Sir Napsalot
Well-Known Member
When I was stationed in Pearl Harbor I used to like to fly to Maui for the weekend- I had a cute girlfriend there named Loretta, who drove a Karmann Ghia and had a little house right on the beach in Paukukalo
Sometimes I'd go to Lahaina and party my ass off and then crash at the Buddhist temple, where I had permission to do so. One night I went to the temple to crash out and there were two drunk guys there who were being loud and carrying on. They had stolen a bottle of Crown Royal from the liquor store and were pretty blasted. The cops showed up and grilled the three of us- I told them I had permission from the monk and they asked the other guys if they had permission, at which time one of them said "Yeah, Rooster said we could stay here!" The cop says "Rooster?", and the drunk guy says "yeah, Rooster Cogburn! You don't wanna FUCK with John Wayne!"
They took them away in handcuffs and I got a good night's sleep until dawn when these Buddhists started ringing this big fucking bell
Sometimes I'd go to Lahaina and party my ass off and then crash at the Buddhist temple, where I had permission to do so. One night I went to the temple to crash out and there were two drunk guys there who were being loud and carrying on. They had stolen a bottle of Crown Royal from the liquor store and were pretty blasted. The cops showed up and grilled the three of us- I told them I had permission from the monk and they asked the other guys if they had permission, at which time one of them said "Yeah, Rooster said we could stay here!" The cop says "Rooster?", and the drunk guy says "yeah, Rooster Cogburn! You don't wanna FUCK with John Wayne!"
They took them away in handcuffs and I got a good night's sleep until dawn when these Buddhists started ringing this big fucking bell