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pabloesqobar

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Singlemalt said:
tomato hornworm--->5 spotted hawk moth
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Yep. As a kid, I was given a pair of plyers and a mason jar of salt water (I think). I'd grab them by that horn and drop them in the jar. But we also had an incinerator made out of a 50 gallon drum. The top 1/2 was cut off, leaving a ledge. I placed my fair share of those worms, along with big slugs on that ledge when trash was burning. The slugs would sizzle up nicely.
 
curious2garden

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Blue Wizard said:
About that dream... From what I remember, I was shopping at some store and I was looking at carb rebuild kits for the holley carb I have on my deathmobile (which I've already rebuilt) and a group of guys started some shit with me. Just shit talking really and one of them, who looks like the bass player from Red Fang is being wheeled around on a dolly like Hannibal Lector but he's like catatonic or something.

So while the others aren't looking I cut his head off (no blood or anything) then place his head back on his shoulders and I book it down another aisle. Me and my friend are laughing like crazy about it (he showed up out of nowhere) and we start playing these tiny hand held games by the front checkout and they wheel the dude by and he is super pissed I cut his head off but he can't talk or anything.

I should also point out that on the way to the front there was a display showing Carlos Mencia's new stand up album sponsored by Chupa Chups. Somehow I end up at my friends house and I'm hiding from the guy who's head I chopped off, he grew little arms and legs out of the bottom of his head and he has a knife. My friend distracts him by selling him some NFL team blankets that he was apparently looking for but I'm like hiding in those blankets and my friend pulls them out anyway. I have a machete but the guy doesn't seem to want to kill me anymore, then I woke up. There was also a lot of boring shit where I was just shopping in that store, I think someone tried to sell me a new car while I was in there too.
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OMG! That's a howler
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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curious2garden said:
OMG tide pods ingestion must be responsible. It was in Daily Nugg and I still think it was possibly photoshopped because her skin was missing freckles around the tattoo site.
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I was thinking about that. I know nuthin about tats; does one bandage them right after getting it? If so, that could explain her "whiterness" around the arm. If not, then I'd agree it was photoshopped
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Singlemalt said:
I was thinking about that. I know nuthin about tats; does one bandage them right after getting it? If so, that could explain her "whiterness" around the arm. If not, then I'd agree it was photoshopped
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I know very little about them, my understanding is they usually aren't bandaged but covered with neosporin. I could be completely wrong @Indacouch knows!
 
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