I got drunk last night.

[redivider]

Me and the wife got a babysitter and went out last night.

5 friends and 3 bottles of scotch later it was a miracle I was able to walk into my house on my own strength.

I am in my mid thirties - not really old but I never drink often anymore. I was bed ridden the whole day, throwing up, the works. No amount of alka seltzer relieved the pain....until now. Almost midnight I finally feel better.....

I still remember drinking 2-3 nights in a row no problem. I cant even imagine going through this 2-3 times a year now.... that is all.

 

[lokie]

were you drunk enough to inch worm up some chicks ass?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Rookie.

 

[thump easy]

I met a guy that has a friend called pepenoe ??? I asked why he sead two guys shoved a cucumber up his ass and when he wome up from a bender he didnt remeber but he woke up with a cubcumber in his ass ya crazzy right!!

 

[Gary Goodson]

Shit I’ve been drinking since 2pm. And I’m still not drunk. Ya lightweight

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Shit I’ve been drinking since 2pm. And I’m still not drunk. Ya lightweight

I'd drink with ya.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I'd drink with ya.

Lol I’m down brother. We’d go toe to toe

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Lol I’m down brother. We’d go toe to toe

Met this hot little thing earlier and slammed margaritas. Then the pool hall for whiskey and cheap beer. They're closing now so over to the bar tenders house for some hash and more beer.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Met this hot little thing earlier and slammed margaritas. Then the pool hall for whiskey and cheap beer. They're closing now so over to the bar tenders house for some hash and more beer.

That’s what’s up bro. I almost hate to admit this, but my mom used to bar tend at my local pub. I’ve been drinking there since I was 16. So because of that I know the owners son... he buys weed from me lol so that means I get to stay there after last call and drink as much as I want

Me Mum hasn’t worked there in 10 years but I’m still golden over there lol thug life

I think my tab is around 3 bills as we speak. I always take care of it though... but it’s awesome to be able to go get shit faced even when I’m broke!

#thanksmom


Edit: for the record you assholes, I don’t take advantage of it. I have an understanding with my homie and his dad(the bar owner) so fuck y’all if you’re hating... I got it like that bitches! Suck a dick.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

That’s what’s up bro. I almost hate to admit this, but my mom used to bar tend at my local pub. I’ve been drinking there since I was 16. So because of that I know the owners son... he buys weed from me lol so that means I get to stay there after last call and drink as much as I want

Me Mum hasn’t worked there in 10 years but I’m still golden over there lol thug life

I think my tab is around 3 bills as we speak. I always take care of it though... but it’s awesome to be able to go get shit faced even when I’m broke!

#thanksmom


Edit: for the record you assholes, I don’t take advantage of it. I have an understanding with my homie and his dad(the bar owner) so fuck y’all if you’re hating... I got it like that bitches! Suck a dick.

My parents house is walking distance to this pool hall so I've been going there since forever. Everyone that works there now i grew up with. The tender who's house I'm headed to always has great molly. Too bad she's a lesbian. I'd give her my best effort

 

[Gary Goodson]

My parents house is walking distance to this pool hall so I've been going there since forever. Everyone that works there now i grew up with. The tender who's house I'm headed to always has great molly. Too bad she's a lesbian. I'd give her my best effort

Lol I feel you, let’s just say that I’ve done my own thing in that bar...


And let’s leave it at that.

 

[Gary Goodson]

But I do have a funny bar story from there. One time(in band camp lol) I had to take a shit. Next thing I know this old bar guy is looking over the stall! And he just laughed and went on about his business! I’m like wtf! But while on the shitter I couldn’t help but laugh.

 

[MrStickyScissors]

:::::Fart::::::

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Lol I feel you, let’s just say that I’ve done my own thing in that bar...


And let’s leave it at that.

 

[Gary Goodson]

:::::Fart::::::

Lol that was you, wasn’t it?!

 

[MrStickyScissors]

Here

 

[Gary Goodson]

Here

 

[redivider]

I didnt eat lunch or dinner.

Didnt bother with water either....

And it was straight Old Parr... no mixed drinks, no beer....just straight old parr....

And I know Im back to being a rookie drinker.... but fuck that was one long horrible hangover

Maybe I shouldve had a beer in the morning....back in the day Id have a michelada around 11am and thar would help straighten me out....

 

[Gary Goodson]

I didnt eat lunch or dinner.

Didnt bother with water either....

And it was straight Old Parr... no mixed drinks, no beer....just straight old parr....

And I know Im back to being a rookie drinker.... but fuck that was one long horrible hangover

Maybe I shouldve had a beer in the morning....back in the day Id have a michelada around 11am and thar would help straighten me out....

Yup, a michelada would’ve done the trick...




Or...














You could have just sucked like 3 dicks!!!













Ya fag!

 

[curious2garden]

Met this hot little thing earlier and slammed margaritas. Then the pool hall for whiskey and cheap beer. They're closing now so over to the bar tenders house for some hash and more beer.

Now that is how you heal a broken heart! Good deal glad you are back on the horse, so to speak.