Weirdest shit someone has tried to sell to you?

[Fubard]

And nobody mentions Amway...

 

[dangledo]

Nasty ass black moldy weed on the beach in the bvi. Called it dro. Said I'm American and he just walked away.

Pretty sure he found a brick of it floating in the ocean.

 

[cannabineer]

Nasty ass black moldy weed on the beach in the bvi. Called it dro. Said I'm American and he just walked away.

Pretty sure he found a brick of it floating in the ocean.

OG Kelp ...

 

[dangledo]

OG Kelp ...

Lmao had it not been for the stems it could've been

 

[sunni]

And nobody mentions Amway...

i did. mlm products.

 

[Chunky Stool]

A hobo tried to sell me a sandwich bag half full of sliced mushrooms from the grocery store.
Said they were "shrooms" and wanted $40.

It was in a parking lot behind a strip club known as 'the flea', so there's that...

 

[the rock]

freebase cocaine that was laundry soap,so obvious it wouldn't have passed for powdered coke.The guy got a well deserved beating

 

[lahadaextranjera]

My bf tries to sell me his piece for a bit of weed. It's a strange arrangement I know.

 

[Herb & Suds]

My bf tries to sell me his piece for a bit of weed. It's a strange arrangement I know.

As long as you're his only source

 

[Bareback]

A pet rock.... I said no because it didn't look house trained.

 

[Bareback]

RetardedGurilla keeps trying to sell me that the Earth is flat!

I hear if you lease instead of purchase... you can get flat rates.

 

[lahadaextranjera]

As long as you're his only source

Yeah you're right! I shouldn't encourage him!

 

[Dougnsalem]

Religion. Fucking Jehovahs.

Damn Mormans around here selling it. And my family has been Morman for 175+ years.....

 

[mr sunshine]

What style of spear? Asking for a friend

A homemade one. It was nighttime but from my angle it looked like a chef's knife duct taped to a broomstick. I was trying to stay as far away from the tweeker holding the spear as possible . He pronounced spear crazy too. he goes "wanna buy a shhhhpear"... at first I thought he was telling us to hush.

 

[SSHZ]

I had a guy try to sell me this line........ "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. If you like your Dr., you can keep your Dr. too".........LOL

 

[Herb & Suds]

I had a guy try to sell me this line........ "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. If you like your Dr., you can keep your Dr. too".........LOL

Weird me too and I kept my Doctor and insurance all with a pre-existing condition....Thank you Democrats and Obama

 

[cannabineer]

A homemade one. It was nighttime but from my angle it looked like a chef's knife duct taped to a broomstick. I was trying to stay as far away from the tweeker holding the spear as possible . He pronounced spear crazy too. he goes "wanna buy a shhhhpear"... at first I thought he was telling us to hush.

Spurs ... he was trying to sell shhpurs ... the knife-stick was to defend against the spurious ones

 

[jacksmuff]

Weird me too and I kept my Doctor and insurance all with a pre-existing condition....Thank you Democrats and Obama

politics is the other direction. buck might like this post but no one else will.

 

[Organicus]

Religion. Fucking Jehovahs.

Well , I certainly would not , not my scene man !

 

[Organicus]

I had a car stolen from me 20 years ago
16 years later I was in a junk yard buying parts for another car and saw it there.
When I confronted the owner he offered to sell it back to me for $600

That’s rather funny actually .