Random Jabber Jibber thread

shrxhky420

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I have a goatee. I grew it out about 6 inches and people started looking at me differently. Like they were scared. One day I was standing in line at a McDonald's. Some guy comes upto me and started asking if I remembered him from prison. It was time to trim it back.
Then I grew out my beard. I went from gangland to isis... that didn't work for me either.

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Bareback

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@Bareback - How is your son doing?
When I left yesterday he was showing signs of improvement, and I talked to my wife at lunch today and she said at 3 am he got up off the couch, went got a bath and went to bed and got a good night's sleep. Then she said he'd not had any pain meds all night, so I figure he is either hurting and trying to tuff it out or is finally coming around . But I tell you man Thursday, Friday, and Saturday was horrible for him and emotional for me and his mom. He will be wired shut for another week or so , and this boy likes to eat , I know he be miserable.

Thanks for asking.
 

curious2garden

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When I left yesterday he was showing signs of improvement, and I talked to my wife at lunch today and she said at 3 am he got up off the couch, went got a bath and went to bed and got a good night's sleep. Then she said he'd not had any pain meds all night, so I figure he is either hurting and trying to tuff it out or is finally coming around . But I tell you man Thursday, Friday, and Saturday was horrible for him and emotional for me and his mom. He will be wired shut for another week or so , and this boy likes to eat , I know he be miserable.

Thanks for asking.
Only another week of wires? In my experience it usually ran close to 6, nice.
 

Bareback

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He had a facial reconstructive surgery, where they cut his upper jaw into in two places and all the way around moved it forward and reshaped it put it back together with screws and plates and wired the whole thing shut until it sets.

He'd been having migraines and pain for ten years or more.


How did your secret Santa grow turn out?

Ohh and they removed three wisdom teeth for good measure
 

Metasynth

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He had a facial reconstructive surgery, where they cut his upper jaw into in two places and all the way around moved it forward and reshaped it put it back together with screws and plates and wired the whole thing shut until it sets.

He'd been having migraines and pain for ten years or more.


How did your secret Santa grow turn out?
To be honest, I thought a social worker might wanna visit my home because my EX and daughter had THC in their blood when my daughter was born. So I put things on hold only to find out it was unnecessary. But no biggie.

They don’t even know I’m the father, lol, and now I have to get my name on the birth certificate because my ex is...she didn’t know she was preggers and the whole things a mess.

Luckily I got a beautiful baby girl outta the whole thing :)
 

Bareback

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To be honest, I thought a social worker might wanna visit my home because my EX and daughter had THC in their blood when my daughter was born. So I put things on hold only to find out it was unnecessary. But no biggie.

They don’t even know I’m the
father, lol, and now I have to get my name on the birth certificate because my ex is...she didn’t know she was preggers and the whole things a mess.

Luckily I got a beautiful baby girl outta the whole thing :)
Check out the pics I put in the beautiful thread of my granddaughter.

Ohh hang in there for your kids sake, I put up with a lot of crazy shit from my ol' lady for my kids and it was worth it, but to be honest she is lucky not to be fish food.
 

curious2garden

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To be honest, I thought a social worker might wanna visit my home because my EX and daughter had THC in their blood when my daughter was born. So I put things on hold only to find out it was unnecessary. But no biggie.

They don’t even know I’m the father, lol, and now I have to get my name on the birth certificate because my ex is...she didn’t know she was preggers and the whole things a mess.

Luckily I got a beautiful baby girl outta the whole thing :)
That should be surprisingly easy. Make an appointment with the local child support division DA. Bring your DNA results and offer to pay support when they add you to the birth cert.

Seriously here's the info: https://www.cdph.ca.gov/Programs/CHSI/CDPH Document Library/CHSI-Affidavit-to-Amend-Birth-2017.pdf
 

JohnGlennsGarden

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i have to. i don't have a full beard, have a fu manchu, kind of.... if i let it grow, it makes my neck itch all the time, i look like i'm either a junky or a homeless person with fleas
@curious2garden posted once how people here rarely look how you picture them, when you finally meet irl, but when you posted the pic of your facial hair not too long ago, you looked exactly how I pictured you. Something about your name and previous avi just fit. :bigjoint:
 

curious2garden

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@curious2garden posted once how people here rarely look how you picture them, when you finally meet irl, but when you posted the pic of your facial hair not too long ago, you looked exactly how I pictured you. Something about your name and previous avi just fit. :bigjoint:
LOL the Shrubber just had to be the exception that proved the rule :D
 

ANC

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My dad could have a pretty severe frown face at times... One night I was playing games on my PC when my eye caught my reflection in the window... there was the old man looking back at me...
Strange as I always looked more like my mom when I was young.
 
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