Random Jabber Jibber thread

WeedFreak78

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I've been drinking too much kool aid lately and noticed the color of my shit changes with the flavor. Grape is purple shit, orange is self explanatory, cherry and fruit punch looks like i popped an artery in the bowl, that got me :o. Why didn't I ever notice this as a kid? It seems like something that would've amused 12yo me. I wonder if I drink different flavors over the day if I can shit a rainbow?
 

Singlemalt

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I've been drinking too much kool aid lately and noticed the color of my shit changes with the flavor. Grape is purple shit, orange is self explanatory, cherry and fruit punch looks like i popped an artery in the bowl, that got me :o. Why didn't I ever notice this as a kid? It seems like something that would've amused 12yo me. I wonder if I drink different flavors over the day if I can shit a rainbow?
As a kid I learned too much black licorice made my shit green; freaked mom out
 

Roger A. Shrubber

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I've been drinking too much kool aid lately and noticed the color of my shit changes with the flavor. Grape is purple shit, orange is self explanatory, cherry and fruit punch looks like i popped an artery in the bowl, that got me :o. Why didn't I ever notice this as a kid? It seems like something that would've amused 12yo me. I wonder if I drink different flavors over the day if I can shit a rainbow?
when you were a kid, your kidneys and liver still had the ability to filter this shit out, (haha) now that you're older, they just go "fuck that stuff" and let if go...along with little bits of themselves
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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SSGrower

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I've been drinking too much kool aid lately and noticed the color of my shit changes with the flavor. Grape is purple shit, orange is self explanatory, cherry and fruit punch looks like i popped an artery in the bowl, that got me :o. Why didn't I ever notice this as a kid? It seems like something that would've amused 12yo me. I wonder if I drink different flavors over the day if I can shit a rainbow?
To correlate Lucky Charms = Green Shit was too much to ask of an 11 yo.
 

curious2garden

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[rant]

I never heard the term "blood moon" until a few years (four?) ago. We always called it a lunar eclipse. I dislike the current fad; it smacks of neopaganism to me, with the associated attitude of "don't bore me with the science while I feel the feels of the event".

okay, [/rant]
Didn't we have an anti-science thread here this morning? I think this might have fit in there. I could be wrong.
 
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