Oh shit great idea.... I actually have a pair of assless chaps I use when I need to run to town in a hurry. When I get the chariot you could come ride with me. I just don't want you touching my stuff or looking my fuck in the eyes. He's very powerful and literally my spirit animal. As long as you promise to not touch,stay quiet, and not look into his eyes you're welcome to come experience my fuck.
Oh and don't try to eat the cotton candy fabric. It's not really cotton candy. I've tried it like 7 times and it always tastes like plastic.