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you live with 24 women, you never get a nights rest, at least one of them is going to want it every night....that guy should have dark circles under his eyes....then to have to support 150 people? wtf? suppertime must be like lunch at a big school.....how do you avoid dating your own sister when you can't remember if she is or not......or does it matter at that point?
 
Roger A. Shrubber said:
that's the thing, you can't ask them anything, it's a form of discrimination, apparently. the local grocery store told their workers any kind of "service animal" is ok, don't say anything to them, just ignore it and clean up after it if it shits in the store.....the front end manager was giving an employ shit about it one day while i was checking out.
i've thought about stealing one of the llamas from the local animal park....."this is louie, my service llama, where are the cookies? and oh yeah, Louie just shit all over the dairy aisle."
to me, it's just another sign that this society is crumbling, held together by technology so fragile, a magnet could wipe it all out
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The ADA states otherwise: https://www.ada.gov/service_animals_2010.htm

You can ask what service the dog performs. Also the ADA limits service animals to miniature horses and dogs. In the US there are no service llamas or parrots etc...

I can't answer for why your local shop keeper(s), ignore the law but you may wish to ask them directly and bring a copy of the ADA.
 
i'd guess because they're afraid of two things, bad word of mouth, and a law suit for discrimination.....
in the age of the internet, people can trash a place online, and it takes 10 good statements to undo the damage done by one negative statement
 
Roger A. Shrubber said:
you live with 24 women, you never get a nights rest, at least one of them is going to want it every night....that guy should have dark circles under his eyes....then to have to support 150 people? wtf? suppertime must be like lunch at a big school.....how do you avoid dating your own sister when you can't remember if she is or not......or does it matter at that point?
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Never mind that, what sort of lunatic wants 24 Mothers-in-law?
 
ANC said:
It carries my guns
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LOL
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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Just a heads up.
It seems that suddenly this year our sports networks in the USA have decided to broadcast more Soccer (Football).

I like it myself, very exciting game at times (except for some of the acting of course).
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So 7/2 my son was in downtown LA at a bar with his wife watching mexico play brazil (soccer). They were rooting for brazil. I still don't know how they made it out alive.
 
srh88 said:
most birds are just dumb as fuck. i was driving one day in FL and there was bird just chilling right in the middle of the road hanging out... i figured itd move. nope. that car probably still has feathers under the hood.
i also been hit by a blue jay. was going down the road in my work truck and then some blue flew right into my mirror. it pretty much exploded.
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My favorite is the rabbit in the middle of the road that would have lived if it had just stayed still.
Nope, the little fucker jumped into my grill.
It wasn't as messy as I thought it would be, but I was only going about 40 mph...
 
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