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tyler.durden
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I've been there. Since we're sharing... After my evening fap in my lazyboy I grabbed a paper towel and cleaned myself off. I was freshly stoned, so I sat here watching various shit on youtube for a while. Some time later, I grabbed my empty dinner plate to bring into the kitchen, and when I got up to bring it to the sink, I discovered that my left foot was stuck fast to my hardwood floor. I mean really stuck, like glued. So much so that it jerked me to a stop, and my silverware fell off my plate onto the floor. I managed to get free, but it was surprising. I had no idea my spunk had that type of powerful adhering quality. I guess I stepped in some jizz and it dried, cementing my foot to the floor. Now I'm slightly worried that something is wrong with me. If I choose to see a doctor about this, what exactly should I tell them???
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Indagrow
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I smell it too..always smells like her
jerryb73
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Gorilla jizz.. you might have something there..
Roger A. Shrubber
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im actually kind of impressed, that takes a lot of manual dexterity
Indacouch
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I think trying to explain that to the doctor would be awkward and unclassy. Imvho you should just show the doctor. Shoot your load on the floor at the Dr. Office and have him play with it. Way less awkward.
Roger A. Shrubber
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As if the UK is the only country who has had someone vaguely important who had big ears and a dubious provenance, you guys had Obama. I mean, tie a rope around his waist and you could have used him as a kite, like Britain's own wingnut he never had a bike when he was a kid or he would have taken off like the kid in E.T.
And he also said some bloody stupid things too...
Roger A. Shrubber
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you started it....don't make me kick your european ass....again....cause i don't want to have to come save you...again.....
You'd only turn up late again.
And you should be more grateful, if it wasn't for us Brits ruling you, you would be talking French, you would have been part of Quebec, and what thanks did we get for saving you from that fate, you ungrateful bastards....
Roger A. Shrubber
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i believe we saved your ass from the germans...twice.
not our fault you can't hang on to an established empire
and if we were part of quebec, we could be laughing at trump right now.....and dealing with trudeau.....ok, thanks, happy now?
Err, no you didn't, Adolf did that all on his own. Even if he hadn't declared war on the US his expansion into Russia was the huge mistake that cost everything, and as we saw with the sandy places under Dubya, and with Obama wanting to go into Syria, the lessons of trying to fight on too many fronts at the same time have not been learned.
Dare you to tell her she don't sweat much for a fat bitch
srh88
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That wasn't nice
BarnBuster
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Kudo's to all the multi-national responders working together in locating and devising escape plan on the young men in Thailand Tham Luang Nang Non cave system
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thailand-cave-rescue-how-to-get-thai-soccer-team-coach-out-tham-luang-nang-non/
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thailand-cave-rescue-how-to-get-thai-soccer-team-coach-out-tham-luang-nang-non/
Roger A. Shrubber
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does no one watch the movie of the week anymore? don't they know that anytime you take an entire team of any kind anywhere but a sporting event, they'll get lost, and have to eat at least one of themselves
tangerinegreen555
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Wouldn't you love to tour that cave though, in dry weather?
I've been through 20 something caverns. Meramec in Missouri was very cool, formally Jesse James hideout still with the James gang artifacts on display.
Penn's cave in Pa. is one you go through in a boat. Kinda short, but the boat ride is so fuckin' cool. And it's always 58° in those caves the year around. Summer cool off.
The cave those boys are stranded in is bigger than any I've ever been in.
I know she wasn't, she were fooking 'orrible