Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tyler.durden]

What in the flying fuck happened to my 10 day rain free forecast after setting a record in June?
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Bye bye friendly sky.
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Hello more rain we don't need.
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[Blue Wizard]

I think he plays sportsball or something.

Probably the kind of sportsball where they kick the sportsball and the other team has to stop it with little nets on the end of sticks. I bet it's pretty tricky doing that kinda shit on ice skates too, I totally get why the get paid like $500 a game and shit. That must require a ton of natural talent endless practice and training.

 

[neosapien]

Pretty cool lightning storm over the city the past couple hours…

 

[ANC]

 

[jerryb73]

I used to get mine from this same neighborhood. Luckily I don’t anymore..

 

[jerryb73]

I was texting with my girl and I said, haha, autocorrected to hash new meaning to smartphone

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I used to get mine from this same neighborhood. Luckily I don’t anymore..




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Party at the deputy's house later, don't tell anybody.

He has cheap weed for sale too.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

So much for drying up.

 

[420God]

So much for drying up. View attachment 4159689

The ducks seem to like it.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

and he still has the duck pump going....i think at this point you can turn it off safely

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

The ducks seem to like it.

Thunder, lightning and branches flying and they were out there having a blast.

 

[abalonehx]

Climate change is cool man

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

and he still has the duck pump going....i think at this point you can turn it off safely

Gotta keep that filter going or it gets nasty quick.

 

[shrxhky420]

Probably the kind of sportsball where they kick the sportsball and the other team has to stop it with little nets on the end of sticks. I bet it's pretty tricky doing that kinda shit on ice skates too, I totally get why the get paid like $500 a game and shit. That must require a ton of natural talent endless practice and training.

I just asked mamashark... you're thinking of synchronized swimming
SH420

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm looking forward to this flick, I really liked Fred. He was like a friendly alien...

Have you ever seen his plea to Congress to fund public television? Truly impressive, this really go to me...

 

[abalonehx]

There's fucking Brown Recluse Spiders coming up North for the Summer. What the Fuck is going on? Climate Change, bitches.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

So much for drying up. View attachment 4159689

It looks like Skim boarding time for the young-uns.

I remember those days well. : )

 

[Indacouch]

I was rubbing the head of my dick and smelling it while I was taking a shit reading and posting here......it smelt like a camp fire..... anyone else ever get that?????

I'm sorry excuse me ..... I know I'm out of place. Things like this only a real sicko would share.....never mind me



Carry on


I am craving a smore now though....






K, I'm really done now


































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[Indacouch]

It looks like Skim boarding time for the young-uns.

I remember those days well. : )

Me and my middle brother decided to tow my oldest brother on a knee board behind his 1982 Subaru brat. The three wheelers weren't running so we adapted. He smashed into the side at about 40...... Fucked him up proper. He stuck to his sheets for about a week after that.....lol ...funny now...but thank God he didn't hit his head. That winter we almost killed my middle brother sneaking into dodge ridge. I guess I'm the smart one.

 

[ANC]