Roger A. Shrubber
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how do you keep a moron in suspense? i'll tell you later....
Two sentence joke
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PungentPete
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Do you know why they call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was taken.
Because mad cow disease was taken.
Roger A. Shrubber
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NevaSmokedOut
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What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face til your 12.
Acne doesn't come on your face til your 12.
UNICRONLIVES
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2 guys walk into a bar
The 3rd one ducks
The 3rd one ducks
playallnite
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What do you call that piece of skin that surrounds the vagina?
A woman!
A woman!
Budzbuddha
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Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl.
A: A white owl goes HOO HOO .......... A black owl goes HOO DAT HOO DAT .
A: A white owl goes HOO HOO .......... A black owl goes HOO DAT HOO DAT .
Herb & Suds
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Sounds more like a Cajun owl
Roger A. Shrubber
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whats black and white and in a blender?
ice cream and oreos, you sick fucks, what were you thinking?
ice cream and oreos, you sick fucks, what were you thinking?
Budzbuddha
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playallnite
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What's the last thing they said to Jesus?....."cross your legs, we're outta nails.".
Blue Wizard
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What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?
They both smell it but they can't eat it.
They both smell it but they can't eat it.
UNICRONLIVES
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2 Jews walk into a bar
they buy it.
they buy it.
