To save the world, Canada must invade the United States

[ttystikk]

https://www.macleans.ca/opinion/the-case-for-invading-america/?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email

 

[ttystikk]

...'Our invasion may be slowed due to the usual congestion at the border crossings, but if we time our attack mid-week, traffic on the Ambassador Bridge should be manageable. And, of course, we have our secret weapon—the Canadian fifth column of actors and athletes. Justin Bieber and Nickelback have already done more to dull American senses than even the most sophisticated propaganda or psy-ops campaign could ever achieve.'

 

[SneekyNinja]

What a shitty fucking not-smart thread?

Not official, not therad.

Would not read again.

 

[srh88]

...'Our invasion may be slowed due to the usual congestion at the border crossings, but if we time our attack mid-week, traffic on the Ambassador Bridge should be manageable. And, of course, we have our secret weapon—the Canadian fifth column of actors and athletes. Justin Bieber and Nickelback have already done more to dull American senses than even the most sophisticated propaganda or psy-ops campaign could ever achieve.'

If that happened.... Canada would just become USA North...
Canada invading ready to fight.
I didn't click the article. I will in a bit though

 

[UncleBuck]

0/10

 

[Unclebaldrick]

TTY has posted some really stupid shit. This isn't one of them. It's satire.

 

[srh88]

TTY has posted some really stupid shit. This isn't one of them. It's satire.

It is satire. Actually kind of funny.

I just imagine a Canadian army coming to the border.
Canadians: "we are here to invade"
Americans: "no"
Canadians: "have a good day then"

 

[gonnagro]

Somehow, I just don't feel threatened by the possibility of this.

 

[Fogdog]

Somehow, I just don't feel threatened by the possibility of this.

why am I not surprised that you don't get it.

 

[ttystikk]

What a shitty fucking not-smart thread?

Not official, not therad.

Would not read again.

You didn't read the article.

That just proves again that you'd rather be pompous and stupid than informed.

 

[ttystikk]

TTY has posted some really stupid shit. This isn't one of them. It's satire.

Ding ding!

Just checking to see who can actually follow a link.

The results have spoken for themselves.

You have to admit that Justin Bieber is a powerful weapon in their psy op arsenal.

 

[SneekyNinja]

Ding ding!

Just checking to see who can actually follow a link.

The results have spoken for themselves.

You have to admit that Justin Bieber is a powerful weapon in their psy op arsenal.

So you admit to regularly posting "some stupid shit"?

 

[kkt3]

Us Canadians would kick your American asses at a fight anyday, a snowball fight that is!!! I guess that’s cause for section 232 eh!!!

 

[srh88]

Us Canadians would kick your American asses at a fight anyday, a snowball fight that is!!! I guess that’s cause for section 232 eh!!!

 

[Tripping With Rocks]

*whispers*

Invade the USA, save the world.

 

[ttystikk]

*whispers*

Invade the USA, save the world.

'Heartland' States first. The coasts will support you if you do that and save you a lot of trouble.

 

[abandonconflict]

Canadian Bacon or Spam? I think it's Spam.

 

[ttystikk]

Canadian Bacon or Spam? I think it's Spam.

The spam just showed up.

A bit late and half baked, as usual.

 

[Sour Wreck]

https://www.macleans.ca/opinion/the-case-for-invading-america/?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email

how about americans who care don't fuck around and vote for who could keep evil out of office.

you got shit for credibility...

 

[ttystikk]

how about americans who care don't fuck around and vote for who could keep evil out of office.

you got shit for credibility...

I question the corruption of both parties. You seem to have a problem with that.

I don't need 'credibility' from the loyalists of either of them, because that would mean I'm corrupt too.

Or just terminally snookered...