gwheels
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I was thinking the same thing. Not the asshole part but i wish i had of thought of it...
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undercoverfbi
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Restroom at my local Goodwill
mr sunshine
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That's nothing a fat piss can't take care of.
BarnBuster
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Good luck with that kids...
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53% of Millennials Expect to Become Millionaires One Day, According to a New Study
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Bareback
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Ohh man my blueberries are putting off so much fruit , I have probably eat a gallon in the past four days right off the bush.
Jimmyjonestoo
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Mine are getting there.
tangerinegreen555
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Lol.
If they work till they're 70 and put 15% into a 401K and the economy doesn't crash for 30 consecutive years, they have an outside chance.
So I've been real busy moving shit around and cleaning garage for epoxy stone guys to do the floor, haven't watched the news for a couple days.
Apparently we're now BFF's with North Korea but we're at war with Canada???
Can we still go to Niagra Falls?
Roger A. Shrubber
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only the u.s. side, they'll spray you with maple syrup and sic beavers on you if you try to cross the border
farmerfischer
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We're at war with Canada..?. man I need to stay under my rock...lol..
tangerinegreen555
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Yeah, I guess.
Somebody thinks they burned the White House down in 1814. I didn't think Canada was a country till 1867. I remember being at a centennial expo in 1967 and my aunt who lived there thought they were a 100 yrs. old that year.
But what do I know?
farmerfischer
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Got it,, back under the rock I go..lol..
mr sunshine
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Yeah, they've been talking shit for years. We ain't letting that jive slide anymore, luckily they get free heath care, they gon need it...
mr sunshine
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farmerfischer
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He or she's gonna get a raw dog from their boss...lol
shrxhky420
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Or a pink slit
SH420
SSGrower
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The anal gland secretions of beaver are used as "natural" raspberry flavor.
tangerinegreen555
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Toad's hanging out under the bug zapper as usual.
But what's going on in the lily patch later?
Singlemalt
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Lily's Notell Motel?
ANC
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boy scout cookie
TOP DEFINITION
boy scout cookie
The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.
Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.
by RuinousPowersOfChildhood January 02, 2018
TOP DEFINITION
boy scout cookie
The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.
Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.
by RuinousPowersOfChildhood January 02, 2018