Random Jabber Jibber thread

A rope walks into a bar. The rope had a bad day but there is a sign that says we don't serve ropes here.

He goes to the next bar same thing...this goes on a while.

Finally the rope says what do i have to do to get a beer and wrings out his head. He goes to the bar and asks for a beer.

Aren't you a rope...

No i am a frayed knot.
 
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A while back at the Cincinnati zoo, a young child intentionally fell into the Gorilla Pit. A 17 year old gorilla named Harambe tried to save the child, and they shot him for it. Harambe was pronounced dead at the scene

Dicks Out for Harambe:
The act of pulling your dick out of your pants as a sign of respect for our nigga Harambe.
 
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