here's a day in the life of a homeschooler
ah heck momma, i am tired of all this learnin. it's making my head hurt.
i reckon i am smart enough to get me a job at the factory in town. i don't
need no science, readin, writin and rithmatic to operate a machine down at the
factory. besides, the good book tells us we can't trust mankind and science.
i mean momma, i sit here and try to concentrate on this readin and all i can
think of is being out in the woods and huntin squirrels. besides, thats really
all i need momma. a good gun and some squirrels to hunt. i can feed myself.
schoolin is over rated momma.
now billy bob, listen. i want you to grow up to be a smart, educated man.
i also want you to be a god-fearing man. how do you suppose you are going
to accomplish those things without putting in the effort?
momma, i've been down the factory where daddy works. i have seen what he does.
he doesn't need no readin or writin for his job. he sure don't need any math
or science either. and look mamma, he's a smart, god-fearing man.
well son, i guess we can call it day for readin and writin, but i want you
to do your bible studies before you go huntin.
ah momma !!!!
billy bob, get you bible and open it to Leviticus 20:13
now read this with me billy bob...
13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have
committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall
be upon them.
ah momma, this bible study stuff is easy. i hate them queers and we should just
kill em all.
ok billy bob, you are free to go huntin squirrels now, but i want you to memorize
that bible verse and repeat it back to me next week when have school day again.
now run along and get out this house.