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Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Congrats @Metasynth

You’ll be a great dad homie. Just wait, you’ll see.

One piece of advice, don’t worry about trying to do everything right. Just love her and you’ll be fine.

You’re gonna make mistakes, you’re gonna fuck up, you’re not always gonna have all the answers. But that’s ok, that’s part of being a parent. Just as long as you always love her, you’ll be ok in her tiny little eyes.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Metasynth said:
My ex of nine years called me three weeks ago on a Sunday. She says

“I had a baby yesterday, I didn’t know I was pregnant. It might be yours.”

Turns out, i am the father.

I know y’all have questions, mainly about the whole “didn’t know I was pregnant”.

She’s not lying, she smoked and drank during the pregnancy, and I KNOW she wouldn’t have, had she known she was expecting. We were together nine years...I’m sure about that.

I mean, I have questions too, but the DNA results came in about 25 minutes ago.

Maybe some sort of crazy unconscious denial? I don’t know. I really don’t know how it’s possible. It’s unfathomable.

Soooo. Yeah. That’s my life right now. Thank goodness I have a reliable car for work now. Thanks again for that, y’all.

Mackenzie, btw.
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Wow, Meta. I have a few questions for you:

When was the last time you guys had sex before the birth?

How soon before delivery did she know she was pregnant?

Did you witness and verify the results of the paternity test yourself, or are you relying on her word?
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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Mackenzie? So that's the baby's name then? I love that name. I can only remember one Mackenzie. That would be M Phillips. She had a hit show and then became a heroine addict. Too negative? You're right. She'll be nothing like Mackenzie Phillips. She'll be Mackenzie Metasynth, Olympic athlete. Or Mackenzie Metasynth, Secretary of State. Or maybe she'll be the first woman on the moon. Or first person for that matter.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Oh yeah, don't ever worry about "not being ready" to be a parent. No one ever is. We are all just wingin' it. It's the best kept secret in the club. You just gotta jump in. Um, yeah I don't know. I'm happy for you. Tell us moar. We need updates. This is our surprise kid too.
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

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tyler.durden said:
Wow, Meta. I have a few questions for you:

When was the last time you guys had sex before the birth?

How soon before delivery did she know she was pregnant?

Did you witness and verify the results of the paternity test yourself, or are you relying on her word?
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She might have bought the pregnancy strip off the internernet, bwaqhahahaha! Fookin rookies.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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dannyboy602 said:
Mackenzie? So that's the baby's name then? I love that name. I can only remember one Mackenzie. That would be M Phillips. She had a hit show and then became a heroine addict. Too negative? You're right. She'll be nothing like Mackenzie Phillips. She'll be Mackenzie Metasynth, Olympic athlete. Or Mackenzie Metasynth, Secretary of State. Or maybe she'll be the first woman on the moon. Or first person for that matter.
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Mackenzie Phillips had a dad that did more shit than she did.

Rough role model, but if your dad's a star he can't be that bad, right?

Not exactly.
 
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