Surprise!

[Metasynth]

My ex of nine years called me three weeks ago on a Sunday. She says

“I had a baby yesterday, I didn’t know I was pregnant. It might be yours.”

Turns out, i am the father.

I know y’all have questions, mainly about the whole “didn’t know I was pregnant”.

She’s not lying, she smoked and drank during the pregnancy, and I KNOW she wouldn’t have, had she known she was expecting. We were together nine years...I’m sure about that.

I mean, I have questions too, but the DNA results came in about 25 minutes ago.

Maybe some sort of crazy unconscious denial? I don’t know. I really don’t know how it’s possible. It’s unfathomable.

Soooo. Yeah. That’s my life right now. Thank goodness I have a reliable car for work now. Thanks again for that, y’all.

Mackenzie, btw.

 

[mr sunshine]

My ex of nine years called me three weeks ago on a Sunday. She says

“I had a baby yesterday, I didn’t know I was pregnant. It might be yours.”

Turns out, i am the father.

I know y’all have questions, mainly about the whole “didn’t know I was pregnant”.

She’s not lying, she smoked and drank during the pregnancy, and I KNOW she wouldn’t have, had she known she was expecting. We were together nine years...I’m sure about that.

I mean, I have questions too, but the DNA results came in about 25 minutes ago.

Maybe some sort of crazy unconscious denial? I don’t know. I really don’t know how it’s possible. It’s unfathomable.

Soooo. Yeah. That’s my life right now. Thank goodness I have a reliable car for work now. Thanks again for that, y’all.

Mackenzie, btw.

Have you been watching the playoffs?

 

[Metasynth]

What playoffs? Not a big sports fan...we talking about hockey?

I thought I was talking about surprise newborns...lol

Either way, I have very little knowledge about both subjects

 

[neosapien]

Congrats meta! Soooooooooooooo what next?

 

[Metasynth]

Congrats meta! Soooooooooooooo what next?

I figure I have about a year to get my shit together before she starts remembering anything.

I guess the plan is to bond with her as much as possible until then, and get ready for the next...forever I guess...lol

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

good luck, your going to need it.

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

you could put it up for adoption and buy pounds of weed

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

or you could keep it and you could be in dept for the rest of your life.

 

[neosapien]

I figure I have about a year to get my shit together before she starts remembering anything.

I guess the plan is to bond with her as much as possible until then, and get ready for the next...forever I guess...lol

Right on. Any chance you and the ex patch it up? Or no. Any who being a parent is pretty awesome. Welcome to the club!

 

[Metasynth]

you could put it up for adoption and buy pounds of weed

Or I could take this as a purpose for my life, and finally have something worth living for.

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Or I could take this as a purpose for my life, and finally have something worth living for.

yeah you could. you seem pretty hopeless, you might as well.

 

[Metasynth]

yeah you could. you seem pretty hopeless, you might as well.

Did I do something terrible to you? Haha, you’re pretty negative about all this. I didn’t think we knew each other that well...

 

[420God]

I figure I have about a year to get my shit together before she starts remembering anything.

I guess the plan is to bond with her as much as possible until then, and get ready for the next...forever I guess...lol

They don't remember anything till about 3. Plenty of time to get your shit together.

 

[curious2garden]

Or I could take this as a purpose for my life, and finally have something worth living for.

I think you'll be a very good father and frankly I think you guys could end up being a family, maybe not tomorrow tho

 

[meangreengrowinmachine]

Or I could take this as a purpose for my life, and finally have something worth living for.

hey its pretty much ya know the best one... and what nature intended. It may seem unfathomable now man but down the road you will say it is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got this man do it up... and Fuck the trolls on here

 

[meangreengrowinmachine]

and CONGRATULATIONS!!!

 

[cannabineer]

Congrats meta! Soooooooooooooo what next?

Meta's baby will need a mod. Cowboy up.

 

[rikdabrick]

Good for you. I agree, being a parent is a great thing. "Daddy" is the best title you'll ever have

 

[shrxhky420]

Life and its crazy curveballs... congrats, as neo mentioned being a dad can be pretty awesome. You'll do good, you already want to.
Penis bro, penis!

SH420

 

[mr sunshine]

What playoffs? Not a big sports fan...we talking about hockey?

I thought I was talking about surprise newborns...lol

Either way, I have very little knowledge about both subjects

When I first met you, you were trying to lure strangers to some deserted location with a blunt. Now you're Going to be a dad.... you came up, congratulations. You'll be a great dad, Believe me when I say that means alot coming from me.