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tckfui

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I used to kill people.
the lighbulb dosn't like you dont touch it!
eat some chicken, he said whatsup.
go to church tomorow, and go to confession, and confesith allst thou's sins to god, so he can forgivith thee for munchithing on thoust shrooms of magosity
 

phishhead

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I used to kill people.
the lighbulb dosn't like you dont touch it!
eat some chicken, he said whatsup.
go to church tomorow, and go to confession, and confesith allst thou's sins to god, so he can forgivith thee for munchithing on thoust shrooms of magosity

LMFAO

i still kill every now and again. don't confuse me with some of those peaceful hippy phish heads.

sooooo. howd that all turn out for ya, dr pot? that was messed up.
 

Doctor Pot

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ooh. just woke up. this was not such a good trip. well, it started off pretty well. my brother and i each ate roughly 3 grams of mushrooms each. and we were talking. and we were talking about all the spirits in the different objects and lots of other things. and at some point i decided it would be a good idea to record myself talking. this is after a few hours. so i got my laptop and recorded my brother and i talking. and then i was going to play it back, but i opened up this song by weird al on my laptop instead. and then i started dancing in circles and singing. and my brother was just sitting there, but all of a sudden he freaked out and ran in his room and locked the door. i ran after him and banged on the door but he wouldn't open it. and then i felt really really lonely. i got a big stack of paper and wrote on it all these things about how i promised to stop using drugs and I promised i would go to church. i really wanted jesus to come visit me and i wrote on my paper begging jesus to save me but I don't remember jesus actually visiting me. i was going to walk to the church because maybe jesus would be there, but i walked about a block outside before i got cold and went back.

and then my brother's girlfriend came back home, although sometime before that i made those posts. and i freaked out a little because i was surrounded by all these papers with writing on them. so i grabbed them and ran in my room.

then i forgot just about everything. i had to remember all of it again. i forgot who i was, what i was, that i was a human, what a human was, etc. i vaguely remembered what computers were and that i was fairly good at using them. for the longest time, i was trying to remember what the internet was. i seemed to recall it was a place where people acted in a strange, cliched way. as i lay in bed everything around me seemed familiar and yet it didn't. i couldn't remember why i was here or how i got here. i remembered how old i was. that seemed like a long time. i didn't think i'd been around that long (i'm only 25 tho).

i went by my brother's room and i could hear him talking. i listened but he wasn't talking to his girlfriend. so i knocked on the door, but he didn't really answer me so i went back in my room. then i came back and knocked on the door again, but my brother said he was kind of freaked out and wanted to be by himself. so i went back to my room.

a while later my brother called me and asked me how many times i had fed him mushrooms before. i told him i hadn't because it's true, i hadn't. that was the first time. he asked me over and over the same question and i kept repeating my answer. i guess the song i played earlier triggered some repressed memory my brother thought he had from when he was a kid. he wouldn't give me the details, but supposedly it was pretty freaky, and now he didn't trust me at all. i guess he had called our mom and told her all this stuff about the mushrooms and the repressed memories (damn it!), although the repressed memories were actually just hallucinations too. he finally believed me when he realized that the song i played wasn't recorded until a year or two ago and there would be no way for him to hear it as a kid.

now his girlfriend appears to be pissed at him, and me even more. this sucks. and what's our mom going to think? i'm afraid to talk to her now.
 

Doctor Pot

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I am sorry but dude I am fucking laughing so hard after reading your posts!
Hey, I would probably be laughing at me too.

It wasn't such a terrible trip for me. I just felt sad and lonely after my brother locked himself in his room. But I think it was a really bad trip for my brother. And the fact that it was bad for him made it bad for me. And the fact that his girlfriend and our mom are now freaked out sucks too. And my mom will probably tell her sister and our dad, at the very least. *sigh*
 

AchillesLast

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lol Dr. Pot what an intricate web you weave. Funny posts though. You should thank stoney for looking out for you when you needed help ;)
 

Doctor Pot

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I do vaguely remember reading stoney's posts. thank you for the support. :) of course, my own posts weren't coherent enough to understand. take this one:

I HAD My borders friend

he said he knwoed a guy wso did kill someone

i will go to church tomooorow
I'm not even sure what i'm talking about. I meant to say "brother" not "border", and I think I might have thought that my brother's friend killed someone, although I'm not sure which friend i'm referring to.

Anyway, I talked to my brother and he's actually doing better than I thought he was. Once all the effects wore off, he was able to laugh about it, although his girlfriend is still pissed and I'm not sure where she is. I'm still worried what my mom will think, but i guess my brother explained it to her in a way that didn't make me look too bad.

I'm just glad nothing bad happened, and I think if I try them again in the future i will make sure to stick to two grams or less.
 

Hillbilly420

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dudes faking it... i have eaten a quarter ounce of mushrooms and it didnt make me type like a 3 year old... sorry dude.
 

Stoney McFried

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Just start small, man!And never ever give in to panic.Breathe, and calm down, and try to remember it's all an illusion.
I do vaguely remember reading stoney's posts. thank you for the support. :) of course, my own posts weren't coherent enough to understand. take this one:



I'm not even sure what i'm talking about. I meant to say "brother" not "border", and I think I might have thought that my brother's friend killed someone, although I'm not sure which friend i'm referring to.

Anyway, I talked to my brother and he's actually doing better than I thought he was. Once all the effects wore off, he was able to laugh about it, although his girlfriend is still pissed and I'm not sure where she is. I'm still worried what my mom will think, but i guess my brother explained it to her in a way that didn't make me look too bad.

I'm just glad nothing bad happened, and I think if I try them again in the future i will make sure to stick to two grams or less.
 

Hillbilly420

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Im just fucking with you... After reading that sounds like you had a bad trip.

I hate mushroom now... I have eaten my my body weight in Psilocybe cubensis Try LSD its way better... and it doesnt make your stomach hurt. and no feeling of extreme dread.
 

CaNNaBiZNeSS

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ive done 13 grams of dried, and no i wasnt typing and acting like a 3 year old, i was still "there" but it was like 14 hours of wierd hallucinations, then ive done 3 grams, and was laying in the street screaming GRAND THEFT AUTO, APPLES, COTTONELLE, WATERMELONS, CURRY and all this other shit and my buddies thought iwas becoming a schizo or some shit, it was scary. It all depends on what kind of psilocybe you actually get, and what your emotions and mood is at the time of consumption, and what kind of baggae you got in your brain. Shrooms are much more powerful thanpeople think, try drinking a litre of Mushroom Tea.
I will never eat mushrooms raw ever again, the side effects of just ingesting them raw outdo the pros by way too much. i will make shroom tea or maybe a little sshake or something, but i dont do shrooms anymore really its just too much bullshit for something i am not a fan of anymore, fuckit.

ill say it once and ill say it agian, mush is a meditational drug, not to be used while conscious or awake and in touch with all senses, its better with none.

and i hate shrooms now too, i assume you mean that over time you have eaten your body weight and not in one trip, which is obviously physically impossible no matter what you are consuming, but yea ive probably done my body weight in shrooms over the past 4 or 5 years or so. I can understand that shit, shrooms are gross.
 

phishhead

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ive done 13 grams of dried, and no i wasnt typing and acting like a 3 year old, i was still "there" but it was like 14 hours of wierd hallucinations, then ive done 3 grams, and was laying in the street screaming GRAND THEFT AUTO, APPLES, COTTONELLE, WATERMELONS, CURRY and all this other shit and my buddies thought iwas becoming a schizo or some shit, it was scary. It all depends on what kind of psilocybe you actually get, and what your emotions and mood is at the time of consumption, and what kind of baggae you got in your brain. Shrooms are much more powerful thanpeople think, try drinking a litre of Mushroom Tea.
I will never eat mushrooms raw ever again, the side effects of just ingesting them raw outdo the pros by way too much. i will make shroom tea or maybe a little sshake or something, but i dont do shrooms anymore really its just too much bullshit for something i am not a fan of anymore, fuckit.

ill say it once and ill say it agian, mush is a meditational drug, not to be used while conscious or awake and in touch with all senses, its better with none.

and i hate shrooms now too, i assume you mean that over time you have eaten your body weight and not in one trip, which is obviously physically impossible no matter what you are consuming, but yea ive probably done my body weight in shrooms over the past 4 or 5 years or so. I can understand that shit, shrooms are gross.

sounds like you dose way more than you should bro. your so right about the potency difference in shrooms, but that understanding should have led you to eat less, not more.. and it seems to me most people are capable of high levels of functioning on low levels of shrooms. it just makes you a little noodley, with some distortions, and maybe a little:spew:if you eat em raw.

spores are in the mail. looking forward to my first ptek. :mrgreen:
 

Token

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LMFAO

i still kill every now and again. don't confuse me with some of those peaceful hippy phish heads.

sooooo. howd that all turn out for ya, dr pot? that was messed up.

Yeah what the fuck ever, dude if you where a smart man you'd know to never fuckin tell any1 or even online, I know a few people that do, it's like the saying goes loose lip's sink ships. I say do what you gotta do and keep your mouth shut.

peace,

Token
 

phishhead

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Yeah what the fuck ever, dude if you where a smart man you'd know to never fuckin tell any1 or even online, I know a few people that do, it's like the saying goes loose lip's sink ships. I say do what you gotta do and keep your mouth shut.

peace,

Token

i'm not a smart man, but nonetheless, that was a joke. i thought that was obvious...
 

stoverdro

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Yeah man ive done my fair share of acid..fair share at that and i have only done shrooms a few times as tehy are hard to come by where im at.
none the less the first time i ate shroom sit was only an eighth and it was the craziest fucking trip ever where my friend curled up in a ball and didnt move or speak for 3 hours straight man....he was a fucking zombie. anyways i after chilling iwht family guy and the universe and not seeing real life for an hour i was cool. but i have never tripped that hard again and ive done quarters before bro....it is all about the shrooms and what type you got. they gave me a warning when selling em to me....i should have listend..by far the worst trip going through and the best looking back....but i was more scared by friend died than anything else...lol
 
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