The Daily Nugg,

Favorite time to smoke

  • Morning

    Votes: 69 24.0%

  • Afternoon

    Votes: 26 9.1%

  • Nighttime

    Votes: 68 23.7%

  • Naked while yelling at strangers

    Votes: 124 43.2%
  • Total voters
    287
lokie

lokie

Well-Known Member
InigoMontoya said:
I woke up this morning and fell in love, I've considered moving to Washington to get this all the time haha. Light rain, total cloud over, just chilly enough. This is the definition of perfect weather. On another note, went to the dealership yesterday with my 'dent and ding warranty' and was told it didn't include hail damage. Went to their sister store and lied to their faces. "Woah is this hail damage from that passing storm?" "Nope, we missed the hail, went to Denver and parked off colfax and a bunch of kids with airsoft gums came through." "Dude you serious?.." then was shown pages of a contract I didn't know existed that excludes like anything. Then after we left my wife told me one of the dudes kept winking at her. I turned around to have a somewhat serious chat with the fellow but Wifey did everything her power to convince me otherwise. She's knows what happens when men act a fool and I'm around. But good morning RIU :eyesmoke:
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Some are born stupid.

I have chased a mofo across 2 platforms and 6 subway cars for insulting the honor of my
GF/now wife. She barely had time to make a sound and the chase had already started.:cuss:

It's just as well the fuckwit got away. :-?
I did not know how to tell the cops how many dix I could handle in Japanese.:wink::p
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
InigoMontoya said:
I woke up this morning and fell in love, I've considered moving to Washington to get this all the time haha. Light rain, total cloud over, just chilly enough. This is the definition of perfect weather. On another note, went to the dealership yesterday with my 'dent and ding warranty' and was told it didn't include hail damage. Went to their sister store and lied to their faces. "Woah is this hail damage from that passing storm?" "Nope, we missed the hail, went to Denver and parked off colfax and a bunch of kids with airsoft gums came through." "Dude you serious?.." then was shown pages of a contract I didn't know existed that excludes like anything. Then after we left my wife told me one of the dudes kept winking at her. I turned around to have a somewhat serious chat with the fellow but Wifey did everything her power to convince me otherwise. She's knows what happens when men act a fool and I'm around. But good morning RIU :eyesmoke:
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Your wife sounds really cute, please post some pics...
 
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