Random Jibber Jabber Thread

srh88 said:
When I lived in Florida I had a wild kitty that lived under my volkswagon. I'd leave out bowls of dog food for it. One night I came home and seen another cat eating with my cat. I went up and pet it. It turned around and it was a bigass racoon. It just looked at me and kept eating the dog food with the wild kitty. They were friends. That was a cool raccoon. There was also possums in that yard. They were cool though. My dog hung out with them and ate ham and pizza
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lol he wouldn't lower himself to dog food?
 
srh88 said:
When I lived in Florida I had a wild kitty that lived under my volkswagon. I'd leave out bowls of dog food for it. One night I came home and seen another cat eating with my cat. I went up and pet it. It turned around and it was a bigass racoon. It just looked at me and kept eating the dog food with the wild kitty. They were friends. That was a cool raccoon. There was also possums in that yard. They were cool though. My dog hung out with them and ate ham and pizza
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You ever see those videos where the racoons run off with the cat's food?


Jeeze now I sound like Bill Burr.. lol
 
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I have lots of possum stories, here's my favorite.

A long time ago on a dark night in the deep south. My best friend and I were possum hunting, it was looking like a good night and we were almost done. As we cruz down the street in a quiet mill town around midnight we see three possums crossing the road in front of an old church. My friend slides that 71' Monte Carlo into the front yard of the parsonage, we bell out and give chase. He's off around the left side and I'm to the right, I grab two mid size not yet fully grown possums by the tail and head back towards the car. When I'm greeted by a young police officer gun drawn screaming freeze , and I replied I can't I have possums. Then I say open the trunk, he puts his gun away and opens the trunk for me , to his surprise he finds 13 really pissed off possums all snorling and hissing in unicen his eyes are big and he is very confused. I throw my two fresh catches in and shut the lid the cop starts to ask questions and then my friend appears with another one, out comes the gun again and we are laughing our ass's off at this young cop, who probably shit himself. But the cop was not happy with us and said go home or go to jail .
And this was just a normal day in my teenage life in the rural deep south.
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
I used to loath Opossum but after learning this little fun fact have decided that they really do "earn" their place in my little corner of the world.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/opossums-kill-ticks-inhibit-the-spread-of-lyme-disease/

Raccoons on the other hand can be very vicious - I raised one up from a baby & kept him for over a year until he became a 40 lb uncontrollable ball of teeth and claws.
And I have the scars to prove it.
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Yea we thought we had big rats in the roof. Turns out its a fam of possums. Ima leave them be
 
Bareback said:
I have lots of possum stories, here's my favorite.

A long time ago on a dark night in the deep south. My best friend and I were possum hunting, it was looking like a good night and we were almost done. As we cruz down the street in a quiet mill town around midnight we see three possums crossing the road in front of an old church. My friend slides that 71' Monte Carlo into the front yard of the parsonage, we bell out and give chase. He's off around the left side and I'm to the right, I grab two mid size not yet fully grown possums by the tail and head back towards the car. When I'm greeted by a young police officer gun drawn screaming freeze , and I replied I can't I have possums. Then I say open the trunk, he puts his gun away and opens the trunk for me , to his surprise he finds 13 really pissed off possums all snorling and hissing in unicen his eyes are big and he is very confused. I throw my two fresh catches in and shut the lid the cop starts to ask questions and then my friend appears with another one, out comes the gun again and we are laughing our ass's off at this young cop, who probably shit himself. But the cop was not happy with us and said go home or go to jail .
And this was just a normal day in my teenage life in the rural deep south.
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What were you catchin em for?
 
tangerinegreen555 said:
I think a possum is living in a pine tree right outside my fence.

I put an old home made ladder under and against that tree, just to put it somewhere. I saw a possum climbing up it twice. I've been avoiding going near it lately. I also saw probably the same possum climbing up the inside of my fence one night like 3AM.

I was kind of afraid to get close and shoot a pic. I don't know what those fuckers will do. Probably run away but I didn't want to take a chance. It was gone in the morning.
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They say possums are cometely harmless unless really provoked but 1 thing i know about mama nature is u cant trust that bitch. Be safe than sorry
 
Bareback said:
I have lots of possum stories, here's my favorite.

A long time ago on a dark night in the deep south. My best friend and I were possum hunting, it was looking like a good night and we were almost done. As we cruz down the street in a quiet mill town around midnight we see three possums crossing the road in front of an old church. My friend slides that 71' Monte Carlo into the front yard of the parsonage, we bell out and give chase. He's off around the left side and I'm to the right, I grab two mid size not yet fully grown possums by the tail and head back towards the car. When I'm greeted by a young police officer gun drawn screaming freeze , and I replied I can't I have possums. Then I say open the trunk, he puts his gun away and opens the trunk for me , to his surprise he finds 13 really pissed off possums all snorling and hissing in unicen his eyes are big and he is very confused. I throw my two fresh catches in and shut the lid the cop starts to ask questions and then my friend appears with another one, out comes the gun again and we are laughing our ass's off at this young cop, who probably shit himself. But the cop was not happy with us and said go home or go to jail .
And this was just a normal day in my teenage life in the rural deep south.
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I'll bet you went to coon dog swim races also;)
 
ebgood said:
Man i was thinkn bout a pest control job. Howd u like it?
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It was cool. I was doing commercial pest control. I was making good money. My mistake was getting into management.
I was just talking about places not to go, like certain restaurants, movie theaters, hell even coffee shops can be scketchy.
Gotta be really careful with the chems, it's easy to get sick from them. Lot's of regulation.

Any way, it's not for everyone but there is money to be made.

Oh btw, lots of women are happy to see you when you arrive to save them from that scary spider
Lots of them:clap: bongsmilie
SH420
 
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shrxhky420 said:
It was cool. I was doing commercial pest control. I was making good money. My mistake was getting into management.
I was just talking about places not to go, like certain restaurants, movie theaters, hell even coffee shops can be scketchy.
Gotta be really careful with the chems, it's easy to get sick from them. Lot's of regulation.

Any way, it's not for everyone but there is money to be made.

Oh btw, lots of women are happy to see you when you arrive to save them from that scary spider
Lots of them:clap: bongsmilie
SH420
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Word!
 
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