Random Jabber Jibber thread

Indacouch

Indacouch

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SSGrower said:
I have never seen one in person.....










But I heard Snipes leave that kind of damage. Turn the plant upside down, get a paper bag and a flashlight, cover the plant, turn all the lights out and start beating it with the fleshlight, er uh I mean flashlight, be sure it is on, the noise, er uh I mean light scares the snipes off the plant into the bottom of the bag.
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He probably thinks you're joking. I actually seen a case of MMJ Snipes. A fellow grower of mine called me over and sure as shit....We turned of all his equipment off pumps, fans,ballasts, etc etc etc ....and we just sat there quietly in the dark.....as soon as we sprayed some ISO alcohol on a paper towel....those little fuckers started doing that real light chirping noise they do. Almost undetectable by the human ear. ISO alcohol messes with the snipes equilibrium to the point they squeak.......Anyways, we both freaked and went for the bags and flashlights immediately. I haven't been back to his property since.
 
tangerinegreen555

tangerinegreen555

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ANC said:
Had an indian neighbor at my other house, he couldn't even eat an egg without chili.
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We had this really cool Indian guy at work a few years ago. He got a student visa and graduated with honors from Texas Tech. Then he got a temp. work visa to complete his internship at my company.

He really got to love the American culture, fast food hamburgers and all. He would go to lunch with the other salary guys. They'd ask him about eating beef at home and he'd hold a finger to his mouth and say, 'shhhhhhh'.

His visa expired and he had to go back to India to an arranged marriage his parents set up.

He didn't want to leave and we wanted him to stay. I hope he's doing well over there. I wonder if he dreams about hamburgers. Lol.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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neosapien said:
Story of the day from my new helper…

His wife has heterochromia of the eyes because she was a twin and the other fetus died and she stole it's eye and kicked it to the bottom of the womb to allow herself more room.

I fucking shit you not.
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LOL, this is great. You have to name him, i.e. "Jim, my helper" cuz I suspect we'll hear about him regularly. Maybe a thread devoted to his antics, witticisms and all around fuckery
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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Heterochromia is a result of the relative excess or lack of melanin (a pigment). It may be inherited, or caused by genetic mosaicism, chimerism, disease, or injury. It occurs in humans and certain breeds of dogs and cats. Heterochromia of the eye (heterochromia iridum or heterochromia iridis) is of three kinds.
he learned the word....but didn't bother to look up what it means?...does he still have all 11 fingers?
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Singlemalt said:
LOL, this is great. You have to name him, i.e. "Jim, my helper" cuz I suspect we'll hear about him regularly. Maybe a thread devoted to his antics, witticisms and all around fuckery
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I was thinking of making a thread devoted to him actually.

Roger A. Shrubber said:
Heterochromia is a result of the relative excess or lack of melanin (a pigment). It may be inherited, or caused by genetic mosaicism, chimerism, disease, or injury. It occurs in humans and certain breeds of dogs and cats. Heterochromia of the eye (heterochromia iridum or heterochromia iridis) is of three kinds.
he learned the word....but didn't bother to look up what it means?...does he still have all 11 fingers?
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Oh, he definitely did not know the term and just said "her eyes are two different colors". I'll have to look at his hands tomorrow.

He also told me he couldn't work this past Saturday because he had to babysit his crack baby niece. Then friend requested me on Facebook Saturday night and had a post about going to a gun bash that afternoon. I didn't accept the request but his account is wide open. His wife looks like the female version of him.
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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neosapien said:
I was thinking of making a thread devoted to him actually.



Oh, he definitely did not know the term and just said "her eyes are two different colors". I'll have to look at his hands tomorrow.

He also told me he couldn't work this past Saturday because he had to babysit his crack baby niece. Then friend requested me on Facebook Saturday night and had a post about going to a gun bash that afternoon. I didn't accept the request but his account is wide open. His wife looks like the female version of him.
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i'm sure he took his niece with him, what gun related event would be complete without a bunch of adhd kids running around screaming at each other
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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neosapien said:
Story of the day from my new helper…

His wife has heterochromia of the eyes because she was a twin and the other fetus died and she stole it's eye and kicked it to the bottom of the womb to allow herself more room.

I fucking shit you not.
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My youngest daughter is heterochromic, I think I need to question her on her bullshit before birth LOL
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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neosapien said:
I was thinking of making a thread devoted to him actually.



Oh, he definitely did not know the term and just said "her eyes are two different colors". I'll have to look at his hands tomorrow.

He also told me he couldn't work this past Saturday because he had to babysit his crack baby niece. Then friend requested me on Facebook Saturday night and had a post about going to a gun bash that afternoon. I didn't accept the request but his account is wide open. His wife looks like the female version of him.
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You need to get on that thread right now!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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He's definitely a fibber. On the first day I asked him if he had a big wedding and he said "yeah it was really big, I think there was probably like 150 people there". Then like 10 minutes later after telling him how we eloped he says "yeah we just had family and good friends at ours it was pretty private". Literally like 10 minutes later. Then today he tells me he hired a horse drawn carriage to pick his wife up from her house and take her to the church. I'm telling you, I'll have a story a day.
 
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