Totally healthy, can I still obtain a medical card?

"SICC"

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Wow, I have only read a few posts so far but I love how the "Medical" users feel they are so far superior to anyone using for recreational purposes. Nice guys. You think it's OK for you because you have some trumped up illnesses, but Heaven forbid if someone just wants to relax and get high.
lol again TY :clap:
 

MaryJaneDoe

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DUDE pay no attention to all these bullshit "legit growers" who tell you your doing something wrong. we don't all live in grow states, fuck em. You know as well as i do that half of them gave some bullshit story to a doc to get their card. 1st time answers to a post actually pissed me off but several in this thread did just that. They need to let go of the delusion that all card holders are legit. Probably the vast majority are full of shit but they wanna crucify you for being honest. Fuck em all dog, do what you gotta do and get your damn card. Good luck and when you get it send a copy to "rudedog" with a post script that says; BLOW ME
I'm not going to knock anyone for growing legal or otherwise. I do take offense at lumping all the legit growers as one big asshole. Here in Montana ( I know not the state you want) you can get a card, be the care giver which is the grower and not have to be sick with anything. You have to pay 50.00 or the person you are growing for pays the cash and they list you as their care giver and their is your card. You get to grow 6 plants per patient and yes you can have more than one. to get the card from a Doc it's not even a prescription it's just a paper saying that you could benefit from Marijuana. I don't know the law in Cali, but here there are no dispensaries at the moment and a lot of patients don't or can't grow for themselves.You also need to be thinking about, do you really want to tell the state where you are and who you grow for . I mean that is against every rule I ever grew by, but if you get busted here growing and not legally they can give you 10 fucking years and 50 grand. So it's better to try and be as legal as possible, since it's there for us. And once you go legal you have to stay legal. Think long and hard before you think you want to get the " card"
 

NASTYRUDEDOGG

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I'm not going to knock anyone for growing legal or otherwise. I do take offense at lumping all the legit growers as one big asshole. Here in Montana ( I know not the state you want) you can get a card, be the care giver which is the grower and not have to be sick with anything. You have to pay 50.00 or the person you are growing for pays the cash and they list you as their care giver and their is your card. You get to grow 6 plants per patient and yes you can have more than one. to get the card from a Doc it's not even a prescription it's just a paper saying that you could benefit from Marijuana. I don't know the law in Cali, but here there are no dispensaries at the moment and a lot of patients don't or can't grow for themselves.You also need to be thinking about, do you really want to tell the state where you are and who you grow for . I mean that is against every rule I ever grew by, but if you get busted here growing and not legally they can give you 10 fucking years and 50 grand. So it's better to try and be as legal as possible, since it's there for us. And once you go legal you have to stay legal. Think long and hard before you think you want to get the " card"
Here in SD my doctor just gives me the paper and I make as many copies as I want, I don't have to pay extra to appoint a caregiver, I can have as many as I want. Montana sucks man, SD is the shiiiiiiiiit!:bigjoint:
 

MaryJaneDoe

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Here in SD my doctor just gives me the paper and I make as many copies as I want, I don't have to pay extra to appoint a caregiver, I can have as many as I want. Montana sucks man, SD is the shiiiiiiiiit!:bigjoint:
Well sounds like you got it in the bag! Good for you. But on the Montana sucks part?????? I've never been there SD but if you can do that MUST BE COOL AS HELL!!;-)
 

fdd2blk

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So I've been smoking for about 3 years, never really had any issues with police or anything, but I've become really interested in growing recently, I think it would be a pretty fun hobby and I should learn quite a bit from it, not to mention I get to enjoy the fruits of my labor after a few months!

I live in southern California and a few of my friends have medical cards, I was wondering how I would go about getting one if there's really not anything major on my medical records to indicate I would 'need' to use marijuana. What would I tell a doctor to get a reccomendation? I was thinking my best bet would be the ol' insomnia tale, can't sleep, MJ helps out, story, and I was hoping some of my fellow stoners could point me in the right direction! Think that would work or should I try to come up with something better? Or does it not matter because I would need actual documented proof of some ailment I'm suffering from?

Also, what kind of prices am I looking at here? I hear prices ranging from about $90-$250 for a cannibis card, depending on where you go, is that accurate?

Finally, does the card have to be in the county you live in, or can it be from a different county?

Thanks for your help, friends! :bigjoint:

go to your regular DR. tell him you can't sleep. he will prescribe you Ambien. wait a week and ask for copies of your medical records. you can do this at the front desk. you may have to fill out a form and wait a day or two for them to make copies. once you get copies call these guys and they will take care of you, ...... MediCann | A Prescription For Change


see how easy that was? :bigjoint::bigjoint:
 

K.J

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Wow, I have only read a few posts so far but I love how the "Medical" users feel they are so far superior to anyone using for recreational purposes. Nice guys. You think it's OK for you because you have some trumped up illnesses, but Heaven forbid if someone just wants to relax and get high.
I don't recall reading that anywhere from any of the medical users. All they're saying is that it's not cool to circumvent the medical laws in your state by lying about your health. If you want so smoke recreation ally, spiritually, or for whatever reason, then I support you 100%! Just please don't make it difficult for legitimate patients by circumventing the law and then advertising it on public message boards. If you're going to do it, at least be a better liar and keep quiet. Loose lips sink ships.
 

ta2drvn

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The DEA, other LEO, as well as prohibitionists looking for ammo will go to the web for intel, simple fact. Will the LEO use this to come bust one guy for lying about an illness or growing a few plants? NO, they don't have enough manpower, BUT if they have an ongoing investigation and these thing can help tie it all together in a big enough case or help them identify trend to look for (like Dr's that give phony recomendations or dispensaries that are not complying with state law, ect). I'm not paranoid and I am not worried for me or most of the people on here, I would not have registered or posted if I was that concerned. I don't care if you use MJ for what ever reason, I think it should be used freely like booze by anyone wishing to partake. Personally I believe that the MJ laws in the current system leave too much disgression to the LEO's out there, that are NOT medically trained, to decide if the person that they stopped in possession has a health issue or not, this is stupid. Also how much medical training does the HEAD of the DEA have? Why should a non-qualified individual be able to ignore a medical report they ordered in helping to determine the if a drug has medical qualities or not? Lot's of flaws with the system, but working WITHIN vs circumventing helps bring change no matter how long it take it is still change.

Like I said earlier, do what you gotta do! But, you had all of 19 post when I came across your post asking for help 'breaking the law'. Should ANYONE give a stranger any recommendations to help them break the law AND while doing so, admitting that they broke the law themselves. You admitted "I am perfectly healthy" according to the law you don't get qualify, while if you said 'I'm pretty healthy except, I have a hard time sleeping... is this enough to get my recommendation?" The first question assumes everyone giving you advice also got there recommendation ILLEGALLY and you are asking them to #1 admit they got it illegally and how did they 'got away with it' where as the 2nd question ask's the same question but doesn't assume that people got there recommendation by FAKING an illness, semantics, I know. Why not run a search on this topic first, I'm sure it's been posted a ton of times. You post a little, get to know some members and PM them these kind of Q's. This tactic might be more respectful to those that do NEED to use MJ and provide one less bullet in the war chest of the prohibitionists looking for all those FAKERS they keep talking about when telling the public how dangerous MJ is and how it's not a medicine, 'it's only an excuse for getting high' so it should stay illegal and medical should be outlawed. Just think about this long and hard for a few minutes, it's all I'm askin, let's give NO reason to overturn MMJ laws. Let's all do our part to keep what little LEGAL MJ we have, LEGAL.

I figured you don't vote and won't participate because you, like most Americans, are apathetic and just want to be one more person that figures out how to break the law instead of one more person that helps change it. Like I said do what you got to do. I just hope that some day this issue will be important enough to you that you decide to vote and participate no matter how useless you think it is. I'm not trying to be better than or high rolling it or anything like that and if I have come across that way I do apologize. Good luck otherwise.
 

earlymorninstonepeomp

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I am legal and I do grow for others so why don't you go back to school and pick up where you left off, basic grammar skills. Also I'm not mad, if the blind want to lead the blind how far do you expect to get? You can give out as much info as you want but if this guy is healthy he's not going to be given a "card" as you call it. Do you have a rec. from one of these supposed clinics that give them away like candy? I'd like to see that, if you have one.:bigjoint:
Dude do you live in a vacuum ????? They've had reports on 60 min on how women are prescribed weed because "high heels" make their feet hurt. Quit acting all self righteous. It is what it is and as long as there is a system people will try to circumvent said system. Look its a terrible thing that you have a spinal injury, wouldn't wish that on anyone. But you know as well as I there are probably a dozen other meds you could take to alleviate the pain or discomfort. What would you do if you lived in Ohio or Michigan or any other sstate where its still not allowed ???? What if the feds arrest your ass just because they can ???? get off your high horse and get a grip my man. I personally have no medical problem that you could give a name to but the weed keeps my powder dry so to speak. Keeps me on an even keel. There are a dozen meds i could take(valium/xanax) but i prefer weed to the pharms. So if and when Ohio passes a mmj bill I will get a card but people like you would disagree because i don't have an "injury" or a documented illness. Fuck that...I was smokin weed when you were still in "nutville" so save the holier thab thou bullshit for someone who cares.
 

NASTYRUDEDOGG

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I don't recall reading that anywhere from any of the medical users. All they're saying is that it's not cool to circumvent the medical laws in your state by lying about your health. If you want so smoke recreation ally, spiritually, or for whatever reason, then I support you 100%! Just please don't make it difficult for legitimate patients by circumventing the law and then advertising it on public message boards. If you're going to do it, at least be a better liar and keep quiet. Loose lips sink ships.
I agree, none of us medical users said that we were or ever thought that we were far superior to anyone else who smokes for recreational purposes. If you smoke for recreational purposes that is perfectly fine, I could care less, but when you have no legit medical injury or illness or have some bullshit "high heels hurt my feet" or "the ol' insomnia tale" your making the seriously ill and injured patients look bad by going to some punk ass doctor who will give out recs. for these people who don't really need them. As for taking different medications none of them help as much as herb does with pain for me, and there are a lot of others out there who feel the same way. The person who started this thread said he was "perfectly healthy" and asks if he could go in and tell the doctor "the ol' insomnia tale". Then he tries to say that he actually does have insomnia, what a bull shittin ass liar!
 

NASTYRUDEDOGG

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Dude do you live in a vacuum ????? They've had reports on 60 min on how women are prescribed weed because "high heels" make their feet hurt. Quit acting all self righteous. It is what it is and as long as there is a system people will try to circumvent said system. Look its a terrible thing that you have a spinal injury, wouldn't wish that on anyone. But you know as well as I there are probably a dozen other meds you could take to alleviate the pain or discomfort. What would you do if you lived in Ohio or Michigan or any other sstate where its still not allowed ???? What if the feds arrest your ass just because they can ???? get off your high horse and get a grip my man. I personally have no medical problem that you could give a name to but the weed keeps my powder dry so to speak. Keeps me on an even keel. There are a dozen meds i could take(valium/xanax) but i prefer weed to the pharms. So if and when Ohio passes a mmj bill I will get a card but people like you would disagree because i don't have an "injury" or a documented illness. Fuck that...I was smokin weed when you were still in "nutville" so save the holier thab thou bullshit for someone who cares.
I prefer herb to the pharms also, and I could take any number of the hundreds of prescription pills I have, but I don't, because they don't help with the pain like herb does. As for you not having an injury or illness, that's too bad, you know, because I feel really bad for all those perfectly healthy, able-bodied people out there, I really do. Stick to smoking and growing illegally, let the patients get the recognition that they deserve.
 

bonz

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what a joke some of you people are.
i need pot to sleep, that`s lame.
i agree with all the other legit med patients like myself.
we dont need your support. it would have been legal everywhere probably bt now if it wasn`t for the fakers or cry babies.
 

fdd2blk

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you guys aren't serious are you?


notice the word "any"

"California's Proposition 215 allows medical marijuana to be used for ANY serious condition for which marijuana provides relief."

CA NORML Medical Marijuana Information


give me 1 example of a medical patient being denied pot because some "faker" got there before him.
 

fdd2blk

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you're all lying anyways.

i recently broke my leg. i have all the pot in the world. it could NOT replace the oxycottin. sorry, but pharmaceuticals beat pot any day of the week.
 

bonz

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i`m completely serious.
it sickens me to see the fakers (or whatever people want to call them)
go to the club and buy smoke just to go down the road and sell it.
there is one here that they are watching now because of it.
makes it hard for some of us trying to keep as legit as we can.

dont mean to offend anyone, but that`s how i feel.
 

fdd2blk

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i`m completely serious.
it sickens me to see the fakers (or whatever people want to call them)
go to the club and buy smoke just to go down the road and sell it.
there is one here that they are watching now because of it.
makes it hard for some of us trying to keep as legit as we can.

dont mean to offend anyone, but that`s how i feel.
now they are reselling it? where do you come up with this stuff? :-?

sound like the BS the government spews out.
 

MaryJaneDoe

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you're all lying anyways.

i recently broke my leg. i have all the pot in the world. it could NOT replace the oxycottin. sorry, but pharmaceuticals beat pot any day of the week.

I agree totally, when you are in serious pain, no pot in the world is going to relieve it, you need to kick it's ass with pharms. That's just the way it is. Some cancer patient do it for the eating affect, some sleep. But I still had the hardest time with the info I have to give out. I think a lot of people over look that, then you have to keep legal like reup every year and if you don't then they know you have grown and all I can see is trouble coming. That last big legal grow guy here in MT when I met him he showed me this jar of his most prized pot and all it looked like a way too early outdoor, early harvested gross ass really green shit. And I thought wow this guy has more patients then he can handle and they are paying out the ass for this "shit" it could have been so much better I thought. I am hoping to meet some peeps who really need it and then do it right for them. I can't believe they are thinking it's great. Or at least thats what he said. And yes I do believe the people who don't read the law thourghly for their state are doing it illegally. You can have a card but that doesn't mean you get to give it to everyone at a party or drive while high or go to work high, there are still a ton of restrictions on it.And here I go I do not believe that nastyrudedogg is allowed to just copy papers and say that he gets all he can and that be legal. I think I will look it up. But know or seeing his posts several times I know he likes to start shit and then argue his way through the thread, so I niced him knowing I don't want to go there. So yes I think " they" "we" are all lying to some degree. legal or not it's still dealing and using. It is what it is.
 

fdd2blk

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I agree totally, when you are in serious pain, no pot in the world is going to relieve it, you need to kick it's ass with pharms. That's just the way it is. Some cancer patient do it for the eating affect, some sleep. But I still had the hardest time with the info I have to give out. I think a lot of people over look that, then you have to keep legal like reup every year and if you don't then they know you have grown and all I can see is trouble coming. That last big legal grow guy here in MT when I met him he showed me this jar of his most prized pot and all it looked like a way too early outdoor, early harvested gross ass really green shit. And I thought wow this guy has more patients then he can handle and they are paying out the ass for this "shit" it could have been so much better I thought. I am hoping to meet some peeps who really need it and then do it right for them. I can't believe they are thinking it's great. Or at least thats what he said. And yes I do believe the people who don't read the law thourghly for their state are doing it illegally. You can have a card but that doesn't mean you get to give it to everyone at a party or drive while high or go to work high, there are still a ton of restrictions on it.And here I go I do not believe that nastyrudedogg is allowed to just copy papers and say that he gets all he can and that be legal. I think I will look it up. But know or seeing his posts several times I know he likes to start shit and then argue his way through the thread, so I niced him knowing I don't want to go there. So yes I think " they" "we" are all lying to some degree. legal or not it's still dealing and using. It is what it is.
i found it ironic he put done "fakers" then bragged about giving out as many caregivers scripts as he wants. :mrgreen:
 

Hillbilly420

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you might as well just grow without a card cuz even with a card the feds can still knock your door down.
Listen to this guy... In cali marijuana is "low priority" so dont abuse the system... They give you an inch you u try to take a mile? If you really need one then you should have no problem getting one. But if you just doing it to be cool... then thats not cool. Too many ppl like you and they will take it away from all the people that really need it...:eyesmoke:
 
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