SageFromZen
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If a schizophrenic becomes suicidal...
...is it a hostage situation?
...is it a hostage situation?
Two sentence joke
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Roger A. Shrubber
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sorry, apparently i'm susceptible to temporal shifts today.......
Andrewk420
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How do you catch a special rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
Space_cadet
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Ive got lots of girls knocking on my door.
Ill let them out one day.
I haven't seen much dark humor, thought i would add some.
Ill let them out one day.
I haven't seen much dark humor, thought i would add some.
Lol.
What's 3 feet tall, and runs into walls?
A kid with forks in its eyes.
You sick fuck.
Space_cadet
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Oh oh just remembered another one....
When is a pixie not a pixie? .......
When he has his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a gobblin.
When is a pixie not a pixie? .......
When he has his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a gobblin.
What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?
Nothing you havnt already, twice before.
Space_cadet
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How do you make a dog drink?
Put him in the blender.
Put him in the blender.
Budzbuddha
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house ?
Depends on how hard you throw them .........
Depends on how hard you throw them .........
washington_kid84
New Member
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Budzbuddha
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What's the difference between trump and a red baboons ass ?
No difference
No difference