Bernie can't be "against big banks". Since he's voted to extend the debt ceiling.
Bernie can't be "against war" . Since he's voted for a budget which fully funds the military, ie the continuation of the military industrial complex and empire.
Bernie has no economic reasoning ability. He's never laid out any way to fund his ideas which have any basis in economic reality and which don't rely on imaginary numbers.
Bernie can't possibly be "for equality", since all of his programs lack the option of participating or not for the average person. That means his idea is "more equal" than any person who prefers not to participate and their choices not to participate are removed in favor of his mandatory choices.
Bernie isn't "against using guns offensively". How else would he enforce his policies against people who decline them? if his policies came into being, people would be forced to follow them, under pain of government gun threats for noncompliance. His ideas would INCREASE THE THREAT OF violence.
Bernie campaigned for Hillary. That should raise suspicion he's just part of the circus, not to mention his voting with her over 90% of the time.
Not to mention, Bernie's suspected criminal wife.
She's large enough to be the first and second lady simultaneously and she needs to fire her hair dresser. Not since Barbara Bush would there have been a less fuckable first lady.
Even Michelle Obama, the Idiot Bush wife and Kankles herself scored higher on the first lady fuckability chart. A serious let down after Foxy Melania, yes a very serious letdown.