Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tyler.durden]

could try ordering pizza this friday and see who shows up or drive by the place and see what's parked where the drivers are.

I would put on a Noid mask and follow him home after his shift to fuck up his driveway with my car...

 

[srh88]

You have to be more specific. You just described 90% of their work force...

It was odanksta

 

[WeedFreak78]

Dominos pizza sucks.

Yup, but I fucking love thier lava cakes.

 

[WeedFreak78]

It was odanksta

Lmao.

 

[srh88]

Yup, but I fucking love thier lava cakes.

Their pizza isn't terrible for the price. I ate the he'll out of it for a while. Cheap and I didn't have to leave or cook

 

[BarnBuster]

Their pizza isn't terrible for the price. I ate the he'll out of it for a while. Cheap and I didn't have to leave or cook

I get it when they have the large $7.99 special.

 

[srh88]

I get it when they have the large $7.99 special.

I liked the 5.99 each for a few things coupon. I got creative with pizza lol. Chicken and green or jalapeno peppers and the sauce bbq sauce instead of pizza sauce. So good

 

[WeedFreak78]

I went to Uno's a few weeks ago for a pizza because I had a discount gift card, hadn't been there in probably 10 years. Remembered why. Expensive, tiny ass pizza. I'm pretty sure their large wasn't as big as a Domino's small and it was almost 3 times as much. I swear they used to have huge pans of deep dish. Guess I misremembered.

 

[Gary Goodson]

There is this bar not too far from me that makes pizzas better than any delivery pizza place around. I go just for the pizza...




Yeah the fuck right, I get shitty there before I even think about pizza.

 

[WeedFreak78]

I liked the 5.99 each for a few things coupon. I got creative with pizza lol. Chicken and green or jalapeno peppers and the sauce bbq sauce instead of pizza sauce. So good

Chicken, Alfredo sauce, jalapeno. Squirt sriracha on it before eating. My buddy came up with that one.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Yup, but I fucking love thier lava cakes.

 

[Singlemalt]

I went to Uno's a few weeks ago for a pizza because I had a discount gift card, hadn't been there in probably 10 years. Remembered why. Expensive, tiny ass pizza. I'm pretty sure their large wasn't as big as a Domino's small and it was almost 3 times as much. I swear they used to have huge pans of deep dish. Guess I misremembered.

Nah you didn't misremember, the deep dish was their competitive edge when they first opened back in the 70's

 

[Grandpapy]

There is this bar not too far from me that makes pizzas better than any delivery pizza place around. I go just for the pizza...




Yeah the fuck right, I get shitty there before I even think about pizza.

Bar pizza is the best!


Nicotine stained walls provide the ambience.
You can get them half baked and finish cooking at home.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

I still remember these 2 old guys born in Italy who ran a local pizza place for like 50 years.

They'd go insane and start swearing in Italian if you mentioned Pizza Hut, Dominos or any chain.

'That shit isn't pizza!'

They're unfortunately dead, but the biz still runs, same name, using the same unique recipe. Best pizza around but the old guys made it best. Half the mafia ate there. Lol.

 

[lokie]

They'd go insane and start swearing in Italian

This reminds me of a chinese restaurant I had lunch in.

We could never understand what was being said in the back but we could hear all that was said.

him: chinese, chinese ...
her: chinese, chinese, chinese
him: chinese, chinese
her: CHINESE, CHINESE, YOU LIE. Chinese.

Still don't know what was going on but it was apparent that
she was not swallowing the BS he was serving.

 

[cannabineer]

I still remember these 2 old guys born in Italy who ran a local pizza place for like 50 years.

They'd go insane and start swearing in Italian if you mentioned Pizza Hut, Dominos or any chain.

'That shit isn't pizza!'

They're unfortunately dead, but the biz still runs, same name, using the same unique recipe. Best pizza around but the old guys made it best. Half the mafia ate there. Lol.

It's the Secret Ingredient

 

[ChingOwn]

Vietnam - Desert Storm
USAF

I'm good with the seat heater thang

Oh were you asking about me? I got no personal story from being in the sandbox that can point to a seat heater, maybe a seat cooler, is that a thing? can we invent it?

 

[ANC]

Know what pisses me off?
A round pizza in a square box.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Know what pisses me off?
A round pizza in a square box.

I'm guessing that if you invented a round pizza box the box folding dude would be after your ass.]

 

[ANC]

We had this one bar that made really good pizza. The second best part of the pizza was that it was square, like the box.