Nothing dumber than a flat earther
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RetiredGuerilla
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https://www.hq.nasa.gov/office/pao/History/ap11ann/kippsphotos/5872.jpg
Yeah right look how stupid and fake this looks. What a black eye for NASA. You think they went to the moon in that piece of shit? Gold foil, tape, curtain rods and cardboard. LMAO !!! Where did they put the dune buggy?
Neanderthals....
Yeah right look how stupid and fake this looks. What a black eye for NASA. You think they went to the moon in that piece of shit? Gold foil, tape, curtain rods and cardboard. LMAO !!! Where did they put the dune buggy?
Neanderthals....
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MichiganMedGrower
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At 12,000 feet in the high country of Colorado you see meteorites going all different angles.
And none of this is in the Bible. I had years of Hebrew and Sunday school as a child. I don’t remember any of your info in the Old Testament.
Or in science or reality either.
What’s wrong with you? You don’t sound unintelligent except for your fantasy.
RetiredGuerilla
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Vertically from below the horizon?
NO u did not. 90 degree vertical trajectory meteorites do not exist because you live in a bio-dome dude. Read the first 2 pages of Genesis. Won't take you 5 min. Talks about the firmament, sun and moon. What's wrong with me? Im hi same as you. 
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MichiganMedGrower
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Vertically from below the horizon?
You know the rabbis told me as a young child not to take the Old Testament too seriously. They said it is a collection of stories designed to teach life lessons. And some of it actually a manual to be able to survive in the dessert.
I was already subjected to the ancient stories for years. Then bar-Mitzvah’d. That was more than enough for me. I prefer facts and reality for my belief system.
Cx2H
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Constantine the great is laughing at you right now. Learn the history of history.Vertically from below the horizon?
Flat Earther saves Coast Guard Cutter from falling off edge of the world
PACIFIC OCEAN — Boatswains Mate 3rd Class Jeremy Kane on Tuesday rescued the Coast Guard Cutter Waesche from dropping off the edge of the Earth about 200 miles off the coast of Hawaii, sources confirmed today.
“After reading my favorite flat earth Instagram accounts and replacing all the charts in the chart table with my own custom drawn flat earth maps, I knew we’d be safe,” said Kane. “C’mon sheeple! You see the earth is flat because our maps are flat, plus you can see it’s flat when you stand on it. If you read up on all my blogs about the Zetetic Method and the correlation between the Kennedy assassination and the mole on Cindy Crawford’s face, you’ll see how incredibly right I am.”
Kane was believed to be the laughing stock of the Waesche’s navigation team, often referred to as Mr. Illuminati or Tila Tequila. But all doubts of Kane’s conspiracies were countered when the cutter approached what’s known as the Waters Above The Firmament.
The Waesche had been on a routine fisheries patrol when the cutter was thrown off course from the impending doom of falling into the deep abyss of space. That’s when Kane burst into action by pointing out that the invisible floodgates of Sheol were open and they were about to plummet into the void of space. The bridge team quickly altered their course and safely navigated away from impending doom.
“I didn’t believe until I saw it,” said Chief Fred Mills. “I used to think conspiracy theories make dumb people feel smart but now that I just saw the edge of the earth like it was the Niagara Falls, I’m convinced that B.o.B. and Kyrie Irving have been right all along!”
The cutter originally was supposed to eventually administer humanitarian aid to the South Pacific Islands who have been affected by recent Typhoons, but has diverted to find the UFO Hitler landed somewhere in Antarctica.
“We all thought everything Kane said was batshit crazy, but now we’re just following whatever mission he finds on his all knowing conspiracy websites,” said Mills. “We just discovered that all their flu vaccines were causing the crew autism!”
RetiredGuerilla
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Antarctica is a ring of ice void of life that contains the oceans. The deeper you travel into the wasteland The conditions worsen. 100View attachment 4101834
Flat Earther saves Coast Guard Cutter from falling off edge of the world
By Slab Squatthrust
PACIFIC OCEAN — Boatswains Mate 3rd Class Jeremy Kane on Tuesday rescued the Coast Guard Cutter Waesche from dropping off the edge of the Earth about 200 miles off the coast of Hawaii, sources confirmed today.
“After reading my favorite flat earth Instagram accounts and replacing all the charts in the chart table with my own custom drawn flat earth maps, I knew we’d be safe,” said Kane. “C’mon sheeple! You see the earth is flat because our maps are flat, plus you can see it’s flat when you stand on it. If you read up on all my blogs about the Zetetic Method and the correlation between the Kennedy assassination and the mole on Cindy Crawford’s face, you’ll see how incredibly right I am.”
Kane was believed to be the laughing stock of the Waesche’s navigation team, often referred to as Mr. Illuminati or Tila Tequila. But all doubts of Kane’s conspiracies were countered when the cutter approached what’s known as the Waters Above The Firmament.
The Waesche had been on a routine fisheries patrol when the cutter was thrown off course from the impending doom of falling into the deep abyss of space. That’s when Kane burst into action by pointing out that the invisible floodgates of Sheol were open and they were about to plummet into the void of space. The bridge team quickly altered their course and safely navigated away from impending doom.
“I didn’t believe until I saw it,” said Chief Fred Mills. “I used to think conspiracy theories make dumb people feel smart but now that I just saw the edge of the earth like it was the Niagara Falls, I’m convinced that B.o.B. and Kyrie Irving have been right all along!”
The cutter originally was supposed to eventually administer humanitarian aid to the South Pacific Islands who have been affected by recent Typhoons, but has diverted to find the UFO Hitler landed somewhere in Antarctica.
“We all thought everything Kane said was batshit crazy, but now we’re just following whatever mission he finds on his all knowing conspiracy websites,” said Mills. “We just discovered that all their flu vaccines were causing the crew autism!”
Below zero 200 mph winds protect the domes edge. The satanist are feeling the heat of the FE movement.
NrthrnMichigan
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LMAO
MichiganMedGrower
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Must have missed the sarcasm again. Can’t see how?
Maybe the earth is a cube? Will that make everyone happy?
Maybe the earth is a cube? Will that make everyone happy?
RetiredGuerilla
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Dessert- Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ice cream, sprinkles ect.
Desert- Hot, dry, sand, cactus, scorpions ect.
MichiganMedGrower
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Dessert- Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ice cream, sprinkles ect.
Desert- Hot, dry, sand, cactus, scorpions ect.
Thank you for correcting my Itypo.
What I said is still true. Glad you were smart enough to deduce which spelling and definition I meant.
NrthrnMichigan
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If we will be correcting misspelled words the correct abbreviation for et cetera is etc not ect.Dessert- Whipped cream, chocolate syrup, ice cream, sprinkles ect.
Desert- Hot, dry, sand, cactus, scorpions ect.
RetiredGuerilla
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You accept the reality that has been presented to you and allow the establishment to think and speak for you. 
Water is always level yet you think it curves into a 360 degree angle and forms a globe. Perfectly level vs. a 360 curve. That is stupid AF!!! Gravity gravity gravity doesn't even fucking exist you moron @Rrog. Liquids, gases and metals all come in varying degrees of density. You witness density displacement on a daily basis and call it "gravity".
Water is always level yet you think it curves into a 360 degree angle and forms a globe. Perfectly level vs. a 360 curve. That is stupid AF!!! Gravity gravity gravity doesn't even fucking exist you moron @Rrog. Liquids, gases and metals all come in varying degrees of density. You witness density displacement on a daily basis and call it "gravity".
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RetiredGuerilla
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It's a inside joke. Anyone who thinks water forms into a 360 degree globe needs ECT....electro-convulsive therapy. One flew over the cuckoo's nest !!
MichiganMedGrower
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I see now. You had ect and now you believe the earth is flat and you want others to also subject themselves to ect and fry their brains as well so they will agree with you.
RetiredGuerilla
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