What would 2 computer programs have to say to each other?

Professional Smoker

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tyler.durden said:
Why don't you glow away, mainy. No one knows, or cares about, wtf you're talking about. You have nothing to contribute, but you want attention. Try to gain some social skills in order to get along with others instead of being a boring dick...
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Try to gain some fucking pride for yourself toe you look like a fucking toe.
 
Professional Smoker

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tyler.durden said:
Did you have a stroke or something? Nothing you post makes any sense. Useless...
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DO YOU KNOW THE STORY OF A MAN WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO TALK ? THIS MAN WAS A GANGSTA HE WAS SMART AND GOOD LOOKING HAD A WAY OF PLENTIFUL HERBS AND HEARD THE VOICES OF GOD HE TOOK TO HIS SHOVEL AND SAID HYAHH, AND BROKE THE DAMN GROUND BENEATH HIS FEET WHERE HE FOUND A SEWER LINE WITH ONLY ONE STROKE OF A DIG THIS MAN THEN FOLLOWED THE SEWER LINE WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IT AS HE HAD ONLY DUG ONE HOLE

HE FOUND ANOTHER MAN AND ASKED HIM FOR A FIGHT THE MAN DECLINED HE SAID OKAY AND WALKED BACK TO HIS HOUSE AND STARED AT THE SEWER LINE FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL HIS PERCEPTION CHANGED AND THEN HE TOOK A NAP


THE END.
 
Chunky Stool

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whitebb2727 said:
I think those were the ones I saw.
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We had an IBM machine and I told my manager that I thought something was wrong because the disk drive was wobbling. It was bad!
He said it was mounted on a stand that was meant to wobble.
WTF? :roll:
I also remember you could literally hide a dead body in a mainframe computer.
They were made big because they cost a zillion dollars. Bigger was better in the eyes of the consumer... :dunce:
 
chiqifella

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Professional Smoker said:
DO YOU KNOW THE STORY OF A MAN WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO TALK ? THIS MAN WAS A GANGSTA HE WAS SMART AND GOOD LOOKING HAD A WAY OF PLENTIFUL HERBS AND HEARD THE VOICES OF GOD HE TOOK TO HIS SHOVEL AND SAID HYAHH, AND BROKE THE DAMN GROUND BENEATH HIS FEET WHERE HE FOUND A SEWER LINE WITH ONLY ONE STROKE OF A DIG THIS MAN THEN FOLLOWED THE SEWER LINE WITHOUT EVEN SEEING IT AS HE HAD ONLY DUG ONE HOLE

HE FOUND ANOTHER MAN AND ASKED HIM FOR A FIGHT THE MAN DECLINED HE SAID OKAY AND WALKED BACK TO HIS HOUSE AND STARED AT THE SEWER LINE FOR A FEW MINUTES UNTIL HIS PERCEPTION CHANGED AND THEN HE TOOK A NAP


THE END.
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I like to cook my friends and family and pets
lets eat Grandpa

what's missing here?
 
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