Unlimited massages from girls or unlimited sports tickets

[jennyhot7]

You can pick one only

1. Unlimited massages from any massage parlous (includes happy ending/sex services)

OR

2. Unlimited tickets to any sporting event BUT YOU CANNOT sell tickets or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

 

[tip top toker]

Neither. Partner already gives a great massage and I'd not want to waste one minute at a sporting event.

 

[jennyhot7]

Neither. Partner already gives a great massage and I'd not want to waste one minute at a sporting event.

Whats better, having a great massage from one girl
or having hundreds or even thousands of great massages from all different hot girls?

 

[tip top toker]

I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta

 

[jennyhot7]

I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta

You can keep your partner, and still get the massages though.

 

[tip top toker]

Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be one of your strong points.

 

[jennyhot7]

Reading comprehension doesn't seem to be one of your strong points.

When you said "I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta "
You can still stay with your partner, and also get the massages and not tell her about it. You dont have to pick either her or the massage

 

[tip top toker]

When you said "I'll take my partner over a bunch of skanks ta "
You can still stay with your partner, and also get the massages and not tell her about it. You dont have to pick either her or the massage

I also stated that my partner already gives a great massage

You seem to have an odd desire for people to get massages.

 

[jennyhot7]

I also stated that my partner already gives a great massage

You seem to have an odd desire for people to get massages.

why dont you get both your partner and another hot girl to massage you. two girls is better than one

 

[Heil Tweetler]

A massage from yolandi plz

 

[neosapien]

You can pick one only

1. Unlimited massages from any massage parlous (includes happy ending/sex services)

OR

2. Unlimited tickets to any sporting event BUT YOU CANNOT sell tickets or make profit from this

which would you pick and why

Questions before I answer…

1. Is your mom rimming me considered a sporting event? Or a sex service?

2. Have you any, never mind.

 

[jennyhot7]

Questions before I answer…

1. Is your mom rimming me considered a sporting event? Or a sex service?

2. Have you any, never mind.

Oh look a mom joke! I remember back in the 90s they used to be funny and insulting

 

[neosapien]

Oh look a mom joke! I remember back in the 90s they used to be funny and insulting

Just kinda like high-school "would you rather games?" Yeah…

 

[tip top toker]

I remember 2017 when this forum didn't have threads quite as shit as this one.

The odds seem high that you're just a creepy guy hoping for some dick pics.

 

[chiqifella]

Oh look a mom joke! I remember back in the 90s they used to be funny and insulting

oh look another "would you rather fuck my massage parlor working slut mom or get free football tickets" thread, those used to be fun too in the 90's

 

[jennyhot7]

I remember 2017 when this forum didn't have threads quite as shit as this one.

The odds seem high that you're just a creepy guy hoping for some dick pics.

i hooked up with your partner

 

[neosapien]

i hooked up with your partner

Hooked up with his partner? You wouldn't know what to do with someone as fine as his partner. You probably need Google maps just to find your mom's clitoris.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[jennyhot7]

Hooked up with his partner? You wouldn't know what to do with someone as fine as his partner. You probably need Google maps just to find your mom's clitoris.

You need better jokes, just like you need better standards. I only hooked up with his girl because i was drunk and she kept begging me. she kept feeling my crotch and coming on to me so im like fuck it whatever

 

[Gorillaglue4u]

Must be 18 or older to use this site. Move on kiddo