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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Hi, guys! I have a drug test in the morning, and I just stopped dabbing an hour ago. I'm 5 foot even and about 385 pounds, so I'm a little wider than I am tall. I picked up some snake oil from my local head shop that guarantees I'll pass, so I'm not too worried about it. I've done a search, and there's only 2,087 threads about the same goddamn thing, so I thought I needed to start another. Do you guys have any suggestions that may help me? I'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
 
Blue Wizard

Blue Wizard

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1999/09/23/how-to-beat-a-drug-test/c0f347c0-5a87-4ab4-853e-29cc55e3dcc6/?utm_term=.b61ed25c98b7


"The sophisticated doper ... can get away with it," said Donald Catlin, head of the IOC Olympic drug-testing lab at UCLA. "We have to concede that."

So how does the doper do it?

Low-tech

He can substitute someone else's urine for his own.

This is not easy. Because drug-testing officials watch athletes give samples, an athlete can't just carry a vial of urine in his pocket. He would have to fill his bladder with another person's urine using a painful catheter, risking serious infection, or hide a pouch of urine in another body cavity.


 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Blue Wizard said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1999/09/23/how-to-beat-a-drug-test/c0f347c0-5a87-4ab4-853e-29cc55e3dcc6/?utm_term=.b61ed25c98b7


"The sophisticated doper ... can get away with it," said Donald Catlin, head of the IOC Olympic drug-testing lab at UCLA. "We have to concede that."

So how does the doper do it?

Low-tech

He can substitute someone else's urine for his own.

This is not easy. Because drug-testing officials watch athletes give samples, an athlete can't just carry a vial of urine in his pocket. He would have to fill his bladder with another person's urine using a painful catheter, risking serious infection, or hide a pouch of urine in another body cavity.
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Kinky!!
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Blue Wizard said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/sports/1999/09/23/how-to-beat-a-drug-test/c0f347c0-5a87-4ab4-853e-29cc55e3dcc6/?utm_term=.b61ed25c98b7


"The sophisticated doper ... can get away with it," said Donald Catlin, head of the IOC Olympic drug-testing lab at UCLA. "We have to concede that."

So how does the doper do it?

Low-tech

He can substitute someone else's urine for his own.

This is not easy. Because drug-testing officials watch athletes give samples, an athlete can't just carry a vial of urine in his pocket. He would have to fill his bladder with another person's urine using a painful catheter, risking serious infection, or hide a pouch of urine in another body cavity.
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I've heard of this under the name "oil change"; impossible to do without notice
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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cannabineer said:
I've heard of this under the name "oil change"; impossible to do without notice
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With the Olympics you kind of know when it's going to happen and they have a team physician who would use polished, beveled catheters. It doesn't really hurt. Plus they probably give a single dose bolus of Sulfa and their resource for urine would have been tested as for blood donation.
 
deno

deno

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When I was in the service we'd consume large quantities of water. Goal is to drink so much your piss comes out clear. A day or two before hand, we'd always get word when the 'random' tests were coming. The night before we'd binge on water, continuing the next morning. I never got busted, although it could have been blind luck.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
curious2garden said:
With the Olympics you kind of know when it's going to happen and they have a team physician who would use polished, beveled catheters. It doesn't really hurt. Plus they probably give a single dose bolus of Sulfa and their resource for urine would have been tested as for blood donation.
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i honestly don't understand the anti doping for sports.. come on people, these are games, meant for our entertainment.. these aren't people who are writing our laws, or doing anything meaningful, who the hell cares if they want to take performance enhancing drugs. it has zero effect on anyone's lives, zilch, nada, have at it. let the best man or woman or drug company win.. bring home the gold.. rah rah rah..
seriously though, i just don't understand why it's so forbidden for an adult playing a kids game to take a performance enhancing drug for our entertainment.. jimmi hendrix was an entertainer and took huge amounts of drugs, made things better for him and me as far as i'm concerned.
 
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